IC contact [Mask or Menace]

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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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05.05.2014

[slightlyoffchilt]

[There's the briefest of pauses, before he speaks.]

Will Graham -- this is Doctor Chilton, I was hoping to, ah, speak with you.

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[There's no hesitation on Will's end. His voice is firm, missing any overt hostility.]

Now's your chance, Doctor Chilton. What's on your mind?

[It's not like Will hasn't openly stated where he lives. It would be stupid to just hang up on him when he could be easily tracked down.]

5-30-14

[databoner]

Graham.

[Because he doesn't really know Will, last names is the best option for how to address Will.]

You said you wanted to speak to me when I was out of confinement.

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I did—

[Wait, that sounds wrong.]

—do. Everything work out all right in the end? You're out and about. Talking. Assuming the scolding wasn't too. Harsh.

[He hopes he didn't take that job. His experience isn't everyone's, but the government can be one hell of a cruel mistress.]

june first | text

[lyingheart]

Is being involved with stopping attempted theft and giving the police statements required afterward considered part of "fun?"

[ If only they were less observational people, and the would-be thief less greedy, this whole boat thing might have gone much... more... smoothly. ]

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[Oh boy.]

Depends on who you are. Some people consider that fun. Some do not. Care to tell me what exactly happened?

audio :

[proteus]

[ Bader had written several text messages that had ended up being deleted and unsent when it dawned on her Will might get some episode of unreality to find text messages from something with four legs. ]

Will, you're from Virginia right?

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[Or he might just fall more in love (♡∀♡)]

That's where I was living before I got stuck here, yeah. Why, what's up?

text; august 5

[valr]

Head's up that I'll be out of town for a couple weeks. Try not to miss me too much.

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I'll make sure to turn the fan up to its highest setting when the missing gets to be too much. [Sobbing for a Valkyrie. It's a joke.] You wind up in Virginia and need a place to crash, I've got room.

8.02.14

[aggressiveapathy]

[Because she takes a day to actually bother checking that he was, indeed, gone. But seriously, man. Who else would leave a shark t-shirt in a dog card? Will's slightly more balanced twin brother?]

you could have just sign it
but
thanks

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[Alas, only child.]

i COULD have
but i wrote my name all over it in every other way
you're welcome
they were in a new magazine of fishing shirts
those were the only ones i ordered
they fit, right?

[They should fit exactly, which he'll blame on "I sell shirts" as opposed to "great memory."]

backdated to a few hours after abigail's post

[glassinine]

[ brrring brrrrring brrrrrring. ]

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[Oh good, he didn't have to do it himself.

When he picks up, he doesn't even try to hide that he's Displeased with who's calling, not in his voice. Why bother?]

How's the vacation?

[But he can be polite.

For a little while.]

text for some convenient time when he might actually be there

[lyingheart]

Are you at Hook, Line, & Tinker right now?

he's always there, always watching....maggots......no problems with him

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Sure am.
What's up?

[hackitude]

This is your fault somehow. Take responsibility. Help me come up with a name for him.

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BRUISER

text }

[lurings]

Did you go on a date with Freddie?

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We went out for drinks. Not a legitimate date. There is a difference.

[Except for the fact of the matter that even if it had been a date, it still would have left him drained in every way. Because it's Freddie, and Freddie spilled some beans Will had been ignoring for months.]

text a short time after he's said he's fine on her post

[lyingheart]

I know you realize that even to someone currently upset at an unexpected set of ridiculous circumstances, you're not reading as "okay."

i think u mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxeHfB-udlI

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[Unexpected set of ridiculous circumstances, aka Will's life.]

Since when are you the expert on "okay"?

text

[hackitude]

Hey. What's your beef with my boyfriend?

[No "Hey, what up Mr. G?" this time. Skye isn't someone to belabour the point.]

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[the boyfriend is beef]

Need a name to tell you that, Skye.

[valr]

I need a drink with someone who isn't going to crawl up my ass about having killed people.

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[Oh no, CPNJESS, what DID you do!?]

Maurtia Falls, De Chima, out at a bar, or outside out?

[aggressiveapathy]

did you name anything new after me last month

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yeah
got stopped by some religious folks
rosary in my room is named april

text 1/2

[lyingheart]

I'm puppy sitting and I have a few coumadin argh yellow hot

text 2/2

[lyingheart]

Sorry I had to catch him jumping up on my laps like ing myst hens

voice mail

[huntergames]

Hello! It's Sasha.

Can I ask you something about jobs when you're available?

voice;

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[He's available pretty quickly. Sasha's asking, it can't be anything for him to work towards avoiding, can it?]

What do you need to know?

[She can ask him all the things, from the sound of that question.]

[lurings]

[ just a text of this link and nothing else. ]

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[In return, she gets texted a picture of what appears to be Will's try at #4. It's a little hard to tell, considering his bearded dog was the recipient of the scarf, covered in fish and a little tacky thing that it is. But of all the ones on that list, should she look, it's pretty obvious the one he chose to practice on his dog.

He can be taught!]

text

[boobwindow]

No go on the cat.
Sorry.

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[Will has always had 99 problems, but never before has a cat been 1. Welp.]

Thanks for getting back to me about it.
No need to be sorry.

09.22.14

[slightlyoffchilt]

I think you're adjusting well enough.

[His method of checking in.]

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[It's like he doesn't even have to ask for Chilton's opinion, he's so happy to share. Well enough, is that implying he could be doing better and there's an idea for how to do that or...

Oh hell. Did he find the boxed wine Will shoved in that fridge before he took Abigail away for the weekend? Does he know?]

Have you been tracking my progress, Frederick?

[Will doesn't need to reiterate his own tracking habits, and he's never going to be offended or shocked if someone else does anything similar. What's in the public eye is open for consumption, isn't it.]

[aggressiveapathy]

i'm kidnapping in two days
if you're free

1/2

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I'M TOTALLY FREE IN TWO DAYS

text

[lyingheart]

Will, when's your birthday?

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yearly

text | going to keep this to one thread but it begins

[lyingheart]

Happy birthday, Will. And have a very merry unbirthday, too.

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[It's just one. She'll just do it once or twice and then the joke will die out. Right? So he doesn't say anything back, but there is a smile when he gets it.]

Sept 29th, late evening

[redhairring]

telling you now before you hear it from others

[ like Chilton. or, God forbid, Hannibal. ]

there might be a couple of serial killers on the loose. one of them has superpowers
just like home (except the superpowers)

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[Balls. Balls balls balls balls balls. The reply takes a few minutes because Will's doing the first thing he feels he should with this announcement, which means he's booked his ass to Tattlecrime and read it. He's trained well, okay?

He imagines Freddie is more contented than someone who just found out their favorite ice cream, discontinued a decade earlier, was brought back and the first that happened was splurging on an entire box.]

"And if so, are local authorities equipped to handle this sort of carnage?"
lol

[The bitterest lol in history.]

thanks for the head's up
you've been busy
the headaches not too bad with all this slash and burn?

[He's pretty sure he doesn't need to give his tip in regards to who might be playing with fire.]

audio | also backdated to 10/22 or 10/23

[huntergames]

Are there any shops in Heropa that sells parkas?

[ She is having trouble finding one so far. ]

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[Aw.]

Depends on what you're looking for. I've got a couple in store.

[Dad strikes again.]

[ex_question191]

Yo, Willy G.

You wanted to talk?

[ he's not really sure where to begin apologizing for making will spam him with messages, given all this stuff feels kind of distant, divided from his current reality by a decent chunk of zany bullshit back home. but he probably shouldn't just let will think he's dead or whatever. ]

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[No apologies needed, not even for Willy G. He's just pleased to hear from him.]

Holla. [At least he's not using "holler" okay, give him that.] I did. I do. You comfortable with talking instead of text?

[Coming from the guy who texts as much as he possibly can?

Definitely a serious talk.

Totally not Will trying to see if he can get a few words out of Stiles, can get a read on why he was off for so long. If he sounds pained, tired, if something physically took him out.

Manipulation is for everyone! Holla.]