[Well, if she's going to be like that, Will can return it. He certainly can. He frequently deals with April Ludgate, sometimes a vampire queen, sometimes a human, always ready to spout bullshit and slowly growing prepared for Will to bring it up later. He can roll with this.]
That's the reason I buy my own milk and put my name on the jugs. One of my roomies found that out the hard way.
[The breakfast of champions is alcoholic cereal. Also this never happened.
The single drop of rain that manages to hit the knee of his pants did happen, but it's ignored. Stop begging for attention, Thor.]
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Could be baileys in the milk.
[What.]
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That's the reason I buy my own milk and put my name on the jugs. One of my roomies found that out the hard way.
[The breakfast of champions is alcoholic cereal. Also this never happened.
The single drop of rain that manages to hit the knee of his pants did happen, but it's ignored. Stop begging for attention, Thor.]
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I'm gonna hav'ta start coming over for breakfast.
[If there's boozy cereal involved.]