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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

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reaffirming my thinking he's pretty okay
she won't
we're respective of dietary restrictions, bs or otherwise

[Unless Lecter goes over his head on that one, then...shit, Will would get Chilton's crap because no one wants to go running off the mouth at Lecter. Here's to hoping she just slaps his face if things get to be too much. He's not commenting about Abby.]

do you wanna be?
monogamous

[That sounds suspiciously like another question, doesn't it.]

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mm
you have zero feelings on the subject?

[ you're going to give an opinion, Will. So help her. ]

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[He's not used to people caring about his opinions! At least, not when it comes to personal matters. Much less feelings and asking for them in a way that's not...

This is weird for him, okay?]

i'm good with monogamy
but
i'm not exactly the guy you tell everyone about
the one announced to the entire world

[Like Kenzi and Gil, he means. Or Facebook. Or...anything. Anything at all. Because April's right that Will is sad. He also has a habit of getting other people royally screwed over, but that's stayed rather a Baltimore crew only fact, as far as he knows.]

so if that's your thing then i can't provide
if you're okay with private monogamy then
i am too
totally okay with it

[Sad and possibly a lonely lonely man back home.]

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good thing i only have my 5 people
and they're all pretty much romantically stunted
so.
but no double dates, huh

[Not that that's really her thing. But she hadn't been lying when she said Will and Gil should meet. And the last time Gil went on a 'date' with her...

Well, it's enough to make her smirk about it now.]

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[He has to wonder who her five are, who this supposed double date might be with. He's done his network searching, she's mentioned others, true. But there's always the possibility she'll pull someone out of a hat that he totally didn't expect at all and he won't know whether he's meant to take it as a joke.]

do you really want our first date to be a double date

[Because they technically haven't had one, have they. And maybe he can veer this away from dating with other people present by approaching the danced around or otherwise brought up in all the wrong ways.]

do you want to go on a proper date?
or does the mystery adventure involve a preplanned first date for us?
since i've proven myself romantically stunted and all

[Waffle House counts as much as any fancy ass restaurant, in his book.]

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i just like spending time together
the title doesn't matter
and i only really go to nice places when i'm out of clean silverware
they have too many forks anyway
they never notice them missing

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[Well then, he knows what he must do.]

my house doesn't really have much silverware in the first place
if we go out
would you remedy that for us?

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are you encouraging criminal behavior?

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yes
doesn't that turn you on?

[Villains are more fun in her book, this is not a really illogical conclusion to come to. Tone is difficult to tell in text, though. He's banking on that here. It can be taken a dozen different ways.]

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oh
you're doing good
but you're helping

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well of course i am
aiding and abetting is a crime as much as silverware theft

["Dibs on the knives" just sounds wrong.]

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you don't want a whole dishware set?
if we're going on a date spree
we're doing it right

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of course i do
but i don't want to go to jail either
so
we're gonna have to plan this one out very carefully aren't we

[aggressiveapathy]

nah
just a good wardrobe

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like what?
does my plaid scream criminal too much

[He can wear the orange jumpsuit instead. That screams nothing criminal.]

[aggressiveapathy]

we may have to make a change from that
for a night
or settle for olive garden level plates
and that's not even worth the effort

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you already have a "wardrobe" in mind?
let me know
i'll get whatever it is
unless you wanna pick it all together

[Otherwise he might do that thing where he puts on a nice coat and scarf and yet when it comes off, it's still the same hideous paint job underneath.]

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well
it's kinda different from the original kidnap job
more like a variation
but we can make this work
and the proper clothing will appear when the time is right

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[They'll make it work is basically what he's hearing.]

sounds good to me
i'll be here then
whenever you show up
UNEXPECTEDLY

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[ NOT THE CAPSLOCK

also hey on an ooc note. want to log or handwave? ]

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[IT'S ALL SHE'LL GET IF SHE TEXTS HIM BEFORE THE CANNIBAL HEIST. THIS IS HIS DESIGN.

i'm cool with either honestly!!! if you want to log tho would you mind putting it up this time can you
be my hero
baby]