infomodder | IC contact [Mask or Menace]

[what if he's excited for the ace]

then you should be fine she's not violent if you run into the wolf tell her you're there for me and you'll be good to go if you show up with the minions there would be no questions asked

[Will getting chummy with people who can control normally wild animals? No way she's there for him.]

do monster wolves eat dog treats?

only if they're made up entirely of blood!

[This world is absurd, he's accepting it one step at a time. One canine-like creature bath turned out to be bath time with not actually a canine-like creature at a time. But dietary restrictions are important. So, so, so important.]

gross
she's amazing

i used to give her baths flea baths, regular baths lots of petting and scratching all over and then she turned out to sometimes be a human she's pretty amazing yes but that's still a bit awkward don't you think? i mean you would feel strange if you had been doing that and surprise rick terry ?

can blood eating dogs have fleas?

her entire diet is blood, April it's like flea party city missing the hats and kazoos

but it has to be special blood
like is she covered in undead fleas
did the bath only make them stronger?

i don't think so i mean there were some i had to do the in between thumb squishing head popping thing with you know when they run and you chase them down and have to press hard and then they spatter and make that KO crushed noise so you know they're really dead and not just playing flat and then you put all the flea bodies on a tissue and flush them down the toilet bath time was special now it's weird

[It was okay when she just talked, but now there is a human body to go with bath time. Only then is it truly weird.]

so they can still be killed
hm
but why are you making it weird
if you don't like it
don't do it

i don't do it anymore i used to just play with her ears and scratch her neck and chest and bathe her thoroughly and then surprise human human parts in spots i used to run my hands through like nbd because it wasn't! now it is it is an abnormal type of heavy petting how is that not weird?

idk
still happened in dog form
she's a big bad car-flipping monster thing
if it bothered her you were doing it i think you'd have known
so it wasn't weird for her, i guess
and if she's not demanding cuddles after probably not a sex thing
so if it wasn't weird then
and it is now
and the only thing that's changed is you knowing something new
i kinda think you're making it weird

okay 1 she's not a monster we don't use that word and there's nothing sexual about it how is this not weird??? every time i think about doing her like i used to [!?]
i'm just reminded that she can be human and all the scratching and hands on aspects what parts that translates to on a human and that's head patting and stuff is fine but ruffling up all down her neck and chest now is she has woman parts there sometimes i can't not think about that that's WEIRD

["Sometimes there are boobs here. New path, scratch the back."]

i didn't say it was a bad thing
but seriously, will
normalcy is relative
welcome to superworld

[He can only handle the word "monster" so many times, especially in regards to someone he actually likes who is not...well...a monster who talks about monsters as if he isn't one himself.]

that word and i have a bad relationship thank you for the welcome again you're still the most helpful person here fyi

okay, okay
super hybrid?
human+fluff?
whatever she is
i can provide flea baths if it's too weird for you now
and don't tell anyone
about that last part

her name is Bader sometimes she's a wolf sometimes she's a human but she's always Bader i'll let her know if you're really serious about the offer though knowing she can be human i think maybe she can handle herself until i get over my being weird like you said because you're right i never would have thought it weird if i didn't see her as a woman on the porch with two coyotes what last part last part of what

i don't joke about puppy baths
and
the helpfulness
don't say that to people
it's bad for my street cred

but she has coyotes now
god your house is wasted on virginia

i'll pass it along why shouldn't i say anything positive about you to people? a wiseass once told me shortly after i got off the port "you're putting way too much weight in public opinion it's always wrong" not that i've told anyone about us in any capacity or intend to especially no one from my world just telling you what you told me why are you so hateful towards virginia it's a lovely place nice and isolated from the people

and if people think you can do something for them
they bother you
do you know how many people bother me atm?
the 5ish that i want to bother me
i have held this nirvana for 3 years and a political campaign
that i can sometimes do things is not getting out now

and because i do

[...hmm.]

if people find out and bother you that initiates a connection to another person for better or worse there's an attempt at a bond people break promises better to keep them at an arm's reach as much as possible so you don't have to deal with the fallout when they find something they don't like and there's conflict or you can't be what they wanted no matter what you try sometimes trying to be what they want goes against who you are bending too much isn't enjoyable bend too much what they thought you were doesn't align any more and you can't convince them otherwise when the word friend becomes the worst swear word there is feels like everyone broke their promise

[Also cannibalism. And the Porter, but he's not going to go that far. Not now. She's been here long enough to know that people come and go, what better way to keep from being too influenced by a disappearance than not engaging anyone?]

which is a good reason to live in virginia the motto is for lovers our sports teams have the nickname wahoos west virginia repeatedly comes in #1 in the nation for most miserable state, has one of the lowest life expectancies we have jamestown and good wine great but the state is crap and i know it that's one reason i'm here no one bothers you in virginia few people want to be here

did you just psychoanalyze me

no? you'd know if i was psychoanalyzing you i could if you wanted me to like a free personality test they do online from an expert that's not based on jungian archetypes and doesn't come from fred who is a much more qualified expert and very accomplished in his field holds a respectable title back where we're from but he's also fred

[She'd know because there would be metaphors and similes that fell apart and he'd sound like he was currently having a verbal mental breakdown. That up there? Yeah, he sees it in her. But that's not a full one. It also happens to be something he sees in himself (and others see in him, whether he likes it or not).]

do not
there's no need for that
or any talk of bending or promises in any condition
i like my life
and only have one reason to hate virginia
and i know what it is already
but
you're okay to point out everything wrong with other not us people
i could make a list

[Not even a promise not to psychoanalyze you? he types, backspaces. He can't keep that promise. Part of being a person, not keeping promises. Better not to make them or joke about it.]

got it okay we can make a list together if you want raccoons can write it out when our hands start cramping did you and troy go for coffee by the way did everything go well with that

[As casual as he can make it.]

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