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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

Comments

[aggressiveapathy]

your house got blown up
isn't that like
a sign

[infomodder]

people rebuild after natural disasters all the time
we had a furry bloody toothy clawed tornado
hurricane
whatever
they are animals
sometimes
what's more natural of a natural disaster than that?

[aggressiveapathy]

staying where things aren't on fire
that's an idea

[infomodder]

well then
why are you in florida
it's always on fire

[There is a joke about handling heat here.

He's not making it.]

[aggressiveapathy]

wrong
was it terry
he doesn't mean to be your darkest nightmare
it's just his charm

shout out to cole 5eva

[infomodder]

1) i moved out of heropa with bader, we moved together
2) terry is not a problem i promise
3) i know this sounds crazy but there was something not quite right with that room. haunted.

[aggressiveapathy]

that was a perk

[infomodder]

did you do that on purpose
there is a pack of slugs on the back of the house
they are now all named april too

[aggressiveapathy]

better
who rebuilt your house
anyway

[infomodder]

government
someone took footage with a phone i guess
proved it wasn't staged
like i'd stage a dog fight to destroy a house for monetary gain
but it worked out
they did the bulk of repairs
i sort of rounded out the missing pieces
everyone else does their own thing
don't go into those rooms, not sure what they look like

[aggressiveapathy]

go in them?
for when i finally get my dinner
you mean

[infomodder]

i'd rather not
you and the five dwarves
are you trying to get me to take up the old haunted room
is that what you're going for here?

[aggressiveapathy]

would you really inflict a normal person on us
like the porter II will
also
i just like people making things for me

[ Note how it isn't 'inflict them on a normal person.' Priorities. ]

[infomodder]

our house is kind of the same
there's one guy with a hook hand, april
you saw the grapevine blog?
yeah
him
i don't know
did you even ask the guys about this?

[aggressiveapathy]

why would I ask them?
also
nice
he can visit for food too

[infomodder]

because they live there too!
and ace is there
make bader feel like i took a side
other people have feelings on this that need to be taken into account
dogs
wolves
sentient beings

[aggressiveapathy]

oh my god
say no
you're just making up excuses

[ People? Feelings? Lies, Will. Lies. ]

[infomodder]

i don't want to say no
because i don't mean no
the excuses are easier and taken as a no
so it's excuses then

[People are made up of feelings. And meat. And, arguably, feelings on being used as meat, but. Once they get to that point, all that comes out of their mouths is "rude rude rude."]

[aggressiveapathy]

you want to move in?

[infomodder]

[This is so uncomfortable. And awkward. Or maybe that's him.]

yeah
but i can't
i can come over on the weekends if you want
sundays always off at the shop
i don't know about the guys
but i don't don't think ace is secretly got thumbs up his sleeves
ever need someone to put something together or fix a leak
porter doesn't take that long
it's not so bad is it?
why do you even want me so close by?

[So he can sleep on the floor??????]

[aggressiveapathy]

eh
i never really hated you
that doesn't happen so often
to people not like
supervillains
or minions thereof
anyway
but weekends work i guess
should i write your roomies about joint custody

[infomodder]

you never really hated me
that is praise worthy of my resume
you don't need to do that
i'm a grown up they know i can fend for myself
but we should probably talk about this supervillain stuff
and
if someone moves in the ghost room
do i get the floor

[Moving up. Same room!!!! First base in six months unless he sweats on the floor so much it starts to rot.]

[aggressiveapathy]

if someone moves in
you get the long threatened raccoon bed
on my floor
and there's nothing to talk about
villains are more fun

[infomodder]

raccoon mating season isn't until around january so it's not a threat
until then
i got that you think that
you know what i did for a living
right
put the "villains" away
is that not interesting

[How does he woo someone without constantly talking about murder???]

[aggressiveapathy]

you dedicated your life to the baddies
obviously you agree with me
if the heroes were more fun
you'd be a cheerleader
and my raccoons don't have girlfriends