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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[aggressiveapathy]

the effort is what makes it special
and it's just
isn't it weird?
like i couldn't go to indiana
it's not where i'm from
here

[There's a small chance she's annoyed when people she enjoys move away from easy harassing distance.

A small one.]

[infomodder]

i know what happens when that effort goes wrong
it's not the virginia i knew but it's similar enough
i'm sure i could go back to where i lived and it wouldn't be the same
close but not right
makes it worse
so i haven't checked into seeing what it's like
probably better if i didn't

[Going back to Wolf Trap and seeing everything the same...but his property, what? A grocery store, maybe? No thanks.]

i was not aware the crossroads of america was in regards to vampires
that's how they've been getting in? indiana?

[aggressiveapathy]

it's a complicated ancient curse
mormons were involved
i think
i try not to dwell on anything that happened more than a month ago
waste of energy

[infomodder]

i haven't met any mormons in virginia
i think we're safe from the ancient curse
protected by the lovers' love?
or maybe it's because i don't go out
and i live in an isolated part that mormons or vampires wouldn't want anything to do with
you're safe from the people in virginia if you know where to go

[His roommate is a vampire. Ha. Haha.]

i'll still be in heropa for work though

[aggressiveapathy]

we have superpowers
and animal sidekicks
we're safe from almost all people

so you didn't burn it for the insurance money

[infomodder]

[Will had seven dogs and yet, somehow, a serial killer managed to get into his house and crawl under his bed without them barking. No one is safe.]

no way
the shop's one of the best thing i've had to my name in a long time
i might make another one for up here but i can't do two on my own
can any of your raccoons run a cash register?

[aggressiveapathy]

my raccoons can do taxes
for the right reward
but aren't your world buddies here

[infomodder]

free clams??
my world buddies are here
but we're not all buddies
in any form of the word
it's complicated
and most of them are above cash register work
education-wise i mean
they wouldn't do it
i wouldn't want them to

[aggressiveapathy]

not even your teenager?

[ Someone does not have a monopoly on the network stalking game. ]

[infomodder]

[thank joseph smith this is text]

if she wanted to, i'd let her
but i think she deserves more than that

[aggressiveapathy]

[ Well, then. She'd put her money on it just being a world thing. But deserving better? ]
yeah
history
okay
so you could commandeer a different less amazing teen
my stupid boss is making people into career councilors
some registration hater they meet will want the job

[infomodder]

lots of history
why would i want a teen if i could get a raccoon for the right reward
people would come by JUST to see the raccoon and experience it taking their money and give out proper change
they can also get away with biting/scratching customers
i can't get away with that
teenagers can't get away with that
perfect cashier

[aggressiveapathy]

ikr?
tell that to city government
so ungrateful
the things people bitch about
they deserve a gnawing
just don't leave the trash can out

[infomodder]

you tell them for me
but don't include my name

[Government work! The benefits were pretty nice.

Until they got taken away and he was put on the same plan as a bunch of criminally insane people stuck under Chilton's care.

"care"

"""care"""]

never leave the trash out around raccoons
i'll just feed them whatever they want
i'm pretty good with them, too
if they're like mathematically competent versions of the wild ones i had back home
i'd be pretty good with yours
the bats can stay with you though
preferably stay with you

[Yes, his raccoon history is...good.]

[aggressiveapathy]

picky
the raccoons may work for food and petting and occasional blackmail material
but keeping the others away takes payment to me

[infomodder]

[Ah hell.]

i can do food and petting
probably blackmail
depends on what you want for blackmail and who against
i'm not good with bats
it's not being picky it's being honest
admitting flaws
and so you're taking advantage of it
what's your payment, then?

[aggressiveapathy]

yeah well
clearly
i'm a
what is it
morally grey type of person
i haven't been coy on that point
how many dogs do you have now?

[infomodder]

[Koi.]

i appreciate you being up front about it
very heroic of you
i still just have the one
why
what do you want with my dog

[aggressiveapathy]

[ Heroic. God ]

never use that word
a fair trade
you get to spend time with my minions
i get to visit yours

[infomodder]

[laughing alone with salad]

does it apply to heroic or all the other forms
hero, heroism, heroes, etc.
you can visit him whenever
he's most always in the shop with me
stays pretty close
you'd like him, he's a odd breed
he has a mustache/beard
not a regular mutt

[aggressiveapathy]

aren't you supposed to be smart or something
you can figure that one out
and cool
but i'm calling dibs on alone time walks
once in a while
talking dogs are adorable but sometimes you just need a break you know

[infomodder]

more like "or something"
sure, whatever, whenever you want
there's leashes and collars by the door
that was something i set up pretty quickly
and idk about talking dogs other than ace
but my roommate here is a talking wolf
head's up
on that one

[aggressiveapathy]

i live with ace
and other responsible adult types
1-10 how concerned is the wolf about the impending werewolf invasion?

[infomodder]

[Jealousy +10]

she hasn't mentioned it
probably not very concerned
i'm not concerned about the impending werewolf invasion
are you?

[aggressiveapathy]

it's just something he's mentioned
a time or two

[ Look how craftily she isn't answering that, aw yeah. After years of working for a guy that can always tell when you're lying, April has found it's better to just omit whenever possible. ]

so you took your wolf friend to virginia
any other house guests i should be ready to invade the personal space of