IC contact [Mask or Menace]

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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[God bless you, immortal guinea pig.]

Microscopic marine plant life. Sort of like the ones above surface in that they have chlorophyll and a need for sunlight in order to grow and live. So most of them have buoyant properties, which lets them float comfortably in the upper parts of the ocean where sunlight easily penetrates. Dare I ask what's got you curious about life under the sea?

[brushoff]

I've been getting weird ocean texts for about a week now. One of them was about phytoplankton.

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[...so it wasn't just Edgeworth then. Maybe? Maybe...not?]

Did you get a name of whatever place was sending them your way?

[brushoff]

Fun With Ocean Facts?
What's weird is that I don't remember subscribing to that. And it's not something that even drunk/high me would do.

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[......


......................fuck.]

That would be my fault. Accidentally, mind. It won't happen again.

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Oh my God

[ oh my god ]

did YOU get drunk/high and sign me up?

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No! I thought I turned them off for a week, but apparently it just bounced them to other people until I turned them back on, from the looks it. Miles got a bunch of facts about dogs.

[brushoff]

I'm signing you up for something like that for a week. I had forced education about fish, I'm sure you'll enjoy forced education about...hell, Oscar Wilde or something. Let's go for the cliche.

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Fair's fair.
But you underestimate how much I enjoy learning new things.

[brushoff]

And I like you too much to sign you up for something truly embarrassing.
Still, I'm sure I'll find some awful text service for you.

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Truly tit-for-tat, then? Not going to surprise me with a late bachelor party full of male strippers?
I didn't realize you liked me so much.

[brushoff]

Oh my God
I never gave you your bachelor party
brb finding a strip joint

[infomodder]

I was kidding.
Don't worry about it. I have very specific taste in strippers anyway.

[brushoff]

Considering that April wanted a bat hooker for her birthday, I can kind of see that
I'll just buy you two some sexy handcuffs instead. That'll serve as a good wedding present.

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Giving a more literal meaning to the old ball and chain there, Dorian.
But you're right, it would be a good one.

[They can chain Jeff to the bed when he starts trying to get Will up for early morning runs.]

[brushoff]

It's either that or a sex doll.
I went with something you'd use more often

[infomodder]

[Jeff could have the sex doll.]

Should I be alarmed you're invested in making my sex life work or take it as a compliment?

[brushoff]

It's just me being a shit, interpret as you will.

[infomodder]

As I will?

[isn't he hilarious]

[brushoff]

You're grinning like an idiot on your end of the phone, aren't you.

[infomodder]

You are correct.
I'm sure you can imagine it accurately by now.

[or does he need to send a selfie]

[brushoff]

I've got a lovely mental image of you grinning like a maniac
I think I've got it.

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oh btw while I have you
Called boss cop boss
He asked where that came from and since when did I have a sense of humor
Heard somebody else try it
Cop boss called him a shit-eating son of a bitch and reminded him his annual review was in two weeks
So thanks for that
Cop boss and I get along better now
The other guy and I not so much
But
I don't mind not getting along with shit-eating sons of bitches

[brushoff]

You know how I talked about how I could imagine your big grin earlier?
I'm giving you one of the same.

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:D