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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

Comments

[infomodder]

What?
Ours have different names.
How am I supposed to know what other people call their vibrators?

[brushoff]

They're brands of vibrators.

[ and, as an attachment, Dorian sends Will a picture of a rabbit vibrator and a hitachi magic wand. :| ]

[infomodder]

No bunny ears or whiskers or pink noses or anything?
I feel cheated.
Doesn't live up to the name.

[brushoff]

Some of them are pink? Does that help?

[infomodder]

As long as it does the job, guess it doesn't matter.
Call me when they make a Mr. Suckerfish. That would be a good one.

[brushoff]

There's probably one already
Sex toys can get pretty weird pretty fast

1/2

[infomodder]

I'd look it up but I'm at work.
Cop boss probably wouldn't be so okay if he came up on me from behind and saw sparkling pink flashy phallic items.

[He could go hide in Crane's office though. That would go over REALLY WELL.]

[infomodder]

"Inspired by nature, this Cucumber vibrator makes an ideal massager!"
There is a fruit and vegetable series!
Is this your payback for the ocean texts?

[brushoff]

You know, it probably is.
Wait until we get into the fun and exciting world of butt stuff.

[infomodder]

I'm not sure I should get into fun and exciting butt stuff with anyone but my wife.

[brushoff]

If she decides that's her thing, I can offer some tips.

[infomodder]

I'll pass along the message and will be out of the house at the nearest bar if you two ever have a conversation about it.

[brushoff]

Sometimes you're just no fun.

[infomodder]

That happens when you get married.

[brushoff]

Something that will never happen for me.

[infomodder]

If it does, I'll reupholster the couch and give it back.

[brushoff]

You'd regift me the sex couch as a wedding present.
Tacky!

[infomodder]

It is rather tasteless, yes. But that's why it would be appropriate for your wedding.

[brushoff]

My wedding will be a tasteful affair, thank you very much!

[infomodder]

You have a dream wedding in mind already, Dorian? Tell me about it.

[brushoff]

I don't have a dream wedding in mind because I don't plan on getting married. But, if hell froze over and I got married, it would be tasteful.

[infomodder]

It's nice that you have imaginary standards.

[brushoff]

I figure since I don't have standards in most things, I at least should have standards for this.

[infomodder]

You said it, not me.

[except that's what will was totally hinting at anyway wow friendship]

[brushoff]

I embrace my lack of standards, thank you very much.