IC contact [Mask or Menace]

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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[...so it wasn't just Edgeworth then. Maybe? Maybe...not?]

Did you get a name of whatever place was sending them your way?

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Fun With Ocean Facts?
What's weird is that I don't remember subscribing to that. And it's not something that even drunk/high me would do.

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[......


......................fuck.]

That would be my fault. Accidentally, mind. It won't happen again.

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Oh my God

[ oh my god ]

did YOU get drunk/high and sign me up?

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No! I thought I turned them off for a week, but apparently it just bounced them to other people until I turned them back on, from the looks it. Miles got a bunch of facts about dogs.

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I'm signing you up for something like that for a week. I had forced education about fish, I'm sure you'll enjoy forced education about...hell, Oscar Wilde or something. Let's go for the cliche.

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Fair's fair.
But you underestimate how much I enjoy learning new things.

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And I like you too much to sign you up for something truly embarrassing.
Still, I'm sure I'll find some awful text service for you.

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Truly tit-for-tat, then? Not going to surprise me with a late bachelor party full of male strippers?
I didn't realize you liked me so much.

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Oh my God
I never gave you your bachelor party
brb finding a strip joint

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I was kidding.
Don't worry about it. I have very specific taste in strippers anyway.

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Considering that April wanted a bat hooker for her birthday, I can kind of see that
I'll just buy you two some sexy handcuffs instead. That'll serve as a good wedding present.

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Giving a more literal meaning to the old ball and chain there, Dorian.
But you're right, it would be a good one.

[They can chain Jeff to the bed when he starts trying to get Will up for early morning runs.]

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It's either that or a sex doll.
I went with something you'd use more often

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[Jeff could have the sex doll.]

Should I be alarmed you're invested in making my sex life work or take it as a compliment?

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It's just me being a shit, interpret as you will.

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As I will?

[isn't he hilarious]

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You're grinning like an idiot on your end of the phone, aren't you.

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You are correct.
I'm sure you can imagine it accurately by now.

[or does he need to send a selfie]

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I've got a lovely mental image of you grinning like a maniac
I think I've got it.

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oh btw while I have you
Called boss cop boss
He asked where that came from and since when did I have a sense of humor
Heard somebody else try it
Cop boss called him a shit-eating son of a bitch and reminded him his annual review was in two weeks
So thanks for that
Cop boss and I get along better now
The other guy and I not so much
But
I don't mind not getting along with shit-eating sons of bitches

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You know how I talked about how I could imagine your big grin earlier?
I'm giving you one of the same.

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:D

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;)

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<3?

[Blame Jeff Winger for that one.]