IC contact [Mask or Menace]

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

Comments

[brushoff]

You know, it probably is.
Wait until we get into the fun and exciting world of butt stuff.

[infomodder]

I'm not sure I should get into fun and exciting butt stuff with anyone but my wife.

[brushoff]

If she decides that's her thing, I can offer some tips.

[infomodder]

I'll pass along the message and will be out of the house at the nearest bar if you two ever have a conversation about it.

[brushoff]

Sometimes you're just no fun.

[infomodder]

That happens when you get married.

[brushoff]

Something that will never happen for me.

[infomodder]

If it does, I'll reupholster the couch and give it back.

[brushoff]

You'd regift me the sex couch as a wedding present.
Tacky!

[infomodder]

It is rather tasteless, yes. But that's why it would be appropriate for your wedding.

[brushoff]

My wedding will be a tasteful affair, thank you very much!

[infomodder]

You have a dream wedding in mind already, Dorian? Tell me about it.

[brushoff]

I don't have a dream wedding in mind because I don't plan on getting married. But, if hell froze over and I got married, it would be tasteful.

[infomodder]

It's nice that you have imaginary standards.

[brushoff]

I figure since I don't have standards in most things, I at least should have standards for this.

[infomodder]

You said it, not me.

[except that's what will was totally hinting at anyway wow friendship]

[brushoff]

I embrace my lack of standards, thank you very much.

[infomodder]

It's always a good thing to be self aware.
But you shouldn't worry about the same issue happening again. I might as well just get rid of them all, and I'll be sure to do so more carefully this time.

[brushoff]

To be honest? I'm perfectly fine with the texts happening. It just threw me for a loop, that's all.

[infomodder]

Isn't that part of friendship? Keeping each other on your toes.

[brushoff]

Is that a nice way of saying teasing?

[infomodder]

Could be.
Did you have any other questions about the flood of information you got, btw?

[brushoff]

Nothing I can think of now. Which means I'll probably be texting you at 2am to ask about whales.

[infomodder]

I'll still be here at 2am, so that works out just fine.

[brushoff]

It's refreshing to know you're just as much an insomniac as I am.