IC contact [Mask or Menace]

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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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4/20

[sizetwelve]

I should have bought a greenhouse instead of new television sets.

[ Who wants market produce during a plague? E w. ]

Fortunately I have a bit left over from Easter and the wedding. Would you and the missus fancy some prepared food that isn't plague-ridden?

[ Asking in a not-asking-way if they are still alive and well, please say yes. ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw

[infomodder]

[Yay free food.]

Yeah, sure. I can come get it, if you'd rather. I don't think this whole plague thing will bother me now. But
Wedding?

snail mail

[acclimatized]

[ whenever will is next at the bait shop, he will find a card and a small package addressed to him and april. how suspicious.

inside the card, there are a few lines written in john's handwriting (a barely legible doctor's scrawl) with words that seemed to have been dictated by another voice. whoever could that be? and he could have asked mary for their home address, but where is the fun in that? ]

Dear Will and April,

Thank you for the aquarium tickets. We got you both a little something to show our appreciation for making our big day special.

Yours sincerely,

Dr. and Mrs. Watson

[ opening the box will reveal two miniature items they picked up in the gift shop. from john, there's a bedside fish lamp and from mary, a jelly fish wind chime.

ah, it's nice to get mail. let's hope it didn't arrive after certain revelations. ]

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[Dude holy shit what.

It doesn't matter when this gift comes, before or after certain revelations, because April and Will are totally gonna make sweet sweet whoopee in the light of that fish lamp, so help him, and that's really all that matters in this scenario.

B l e s s.]

4/26, Voice

[restingstitchface]

[Look. Crane's trying hard not to make this call at midnight, okay? He's being nice and reasonable. Appreciate it.]

Will. I suppose I should have apologized for this earlier.

[Look! He's trying!]

I'll be contrite for my attitude this past week. Though it brings me no pleasure to confess this, you deserve to know... I was assaulted. The level of pain has... been quite unbearable, let me tell you.

[It's hard to speak with a fractured rib, okay? Don't hate.]

I assure you... seeming rude was not my intention. I'll see you at work on Monday.

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[That he do appreciate it. Since he sleeps a full eight hours and that includes midnight. Jonathan, you seducer of men.]

It's fine—I know how pain that bad can influence. Moods. [Look, he's trying to relate! Getting no pleasure from the confession because he's been there, totally cringing as he speaks.] But thank you for the apology and. If there's anything you need a hand with while we're at work, you can ask me, all right?

[This is probably going to change somewhat in a remarkably short time, but for now? For one glorious Monday? Crane totally has a dog for a gopher, if he needs it. If he wants to exploit it. Aw.]

text;

[lackey]

how do u kno mathew lin ?
or how does he kno u

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[have u come back 2 him, mike]

we met at the ceremony this month
why
something happen?

knock knock; backdated to Monday 27th April

[restingstitchface]

[Crane's doing his best not to call at midnight; it creates a good impression in this case. But after the weekend's events he really, really wants to.

Look at how hard he's trying, Will. Okay, well, he's calling in the afternoon from his office down the hall. He's just had lunch. But would you make an injured man walk? No sir, you would not.]

I'm sorry for calling, Will, but I have a question.

[Today, man, you're the font of all knowledge. Here's a toast with your name on it.]

[infomodder]

[No he wouldn't. He is a good dog. Capable of being a good dog, that is. And he still doesn't know a Goddamn thing about what happened, other than, apparently, Chilton wants him to stay away from Crane. Only he doesn't, he wants him to be his typical atypical self.

So good dog behavior has been bumped up a little more than usual.]

No problem. [His tone is genuine; Will isn't doing anything right now that is more important than this phone call. No distractions, he's not humoring Crane. Sorry doesn't belong here, aren't they friends?] What's the question?

[Toast is people.]

[acclimatized]

Do I still need to bring cups?

[infomodder]

No. I'm sure the bar has all that taken care of.
I didn't know she was going to do that.

Voice; backdated to late April

[takethestairs]

Graham? It's Edgeworth. I have a favor to ask, if you don't mind. Or a challenge, depending on how you want to look at it.

late April, a true horror story

[infomodder]

[So they're going deep sea fishing, right??]

What is it?

backdated to May 7

[brushoff]

okay I have a question for you because it's probably something they teach you at FBI school
but first I ask for a blanket request of 'no judging dorian'

[ said knowing that he's gonna be judged a little bit anyway ]

[infomodder]

you got it
what's the question?

[did you eat someone dorian

because he might judge a bit]

text | backdated to 5/11

[huntergames]

what sort of things does april like

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the cheapest would probably be art made out of garbage
are you good with your hands?
you could make her a raccoon if you feel have you have to give her something at all

[kinesia]

will

i want to get a birthday present for april .

[ You have to help, okay. He has no idea what April would like. He has no idea what women like, generally. Please advise. ]

[infomodder]

you coming is enough of a present for her, you know.

[But he gets it. Boy does he ever. So he won't leave it at that.]

do you want to make something or buy something?

audio | id reads "power girl"

[boobwindow]

Will Graham?

[infomodder]

[He sounds remarkably content with life in general right now. Nothing can bring him down, he is answering the phone without any hint of dislike or aggravation at having to pick up for Power Girl because everything is just going so well. Life awesome.]

That's me. What can I do for you, Power Girl?

text

[heavyhitter]

question, have u ever fetlt the need to go to a cafe with ur computer and a garabage bag full of popcorn

[infomodder]

[Well all right then.]

not especially
but i don't really like computers in the first place
a huge bag of popcorn would be nice though

text

[enucleation]

I need a favor. [ sorry he is in no state to be being polite ]

[infomodder]

Name it.

[It's all right, Will's not the one appalled by minor rudeness.]

Voice

[hunterrabbit]

Excuse me...Will Graham? Sorry to bother you out of nowhere [especially considering they've never talked before now] it's just...[She's trying to hide it, but Touka still comes off as being a bit on edge. It doesn't help that she hasn't really thought this through.]

You were- are[?] a parole officer, right? Would you mind if I asked you something?

[infomodder]

[No worries there, his job has had him getting calls from people he never spoke to before and people he didn't care for much. Getting a call out of nowhere isn't a bother, and his voice doesn't sound like this is an upset or unwelcome.]

I am [Ken and he might be over in that way, but Will's still on the list.] and I don't mind at all. Go ahead.

02.06.15

[acclimatized]

Hey Will, it's me. [ THERE IS NO TIME FOR NICETIES. ] Is Mary with you?

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[Well this is sure a hell of a time for that question, especially since it's just him and the normal crew at the house. No infidelity. :c]

No, she isn't. When did you last see her?

06.02.2015 -- text

[slightlyoffchilt]

Are you awake?

[infomodder]

I am very awake.

06/08/2014

[brushoff]

So you know how everybody was acting strange this past week? And it turned out that the Devil literally made us do it?

I might need your help with something.

[infomodder]

Name it.

text

[khajidont]

[Attached: IMAGE]

I've found your people

[khajidont]

[Attached: IMAGE 1, IMAGE 2]

THERE ARE A HUNDRED OF THEM

02.06.15

[acclimatized]

[ very shortly after this domestic defenestration happened... ]

You didn't see anything.

[infomodder]

I don't know what you're talking about. My glasses needed cleaning.
Sure heard every car alarm for two blocks, though.

such an accidental text;

[whathawksdo]

not the dogs, but look what else I found in Maurtia.

[ Attached: a picture of a very dead and hideously mutated for walking on land shark. ]

[infomodder]

[if humanity gets wiped up by walking gashunk sharks instead of zombies that's an awesome plot twist.]

Did you kill it??????

Voicemail - 6/15; all aboard the crazy train

[flowerette]

[ She shouldn't be calling Will Graham. She certainly shouldn't be dredging up horrible things when she's in recovery from seeing horrible things. And she shouldn't be dragging him into her mess.

But.

Will Graham can reassure her in a way no one else can because she can't talk to Chilton about this. So.... ]

I see things sometimes. In dreams. I've come to believe that they might be tellings of the future. Premonitions, if you will. It's a discovery I made during the whole...

[ Trailing off. ]

Well, it doesn't matter. I'm seeing things. Things that aren't real. My mind has been compromised. And I need to know. I need to know what you can tell me about Hannibal Lecter. Because I saw him. And he...to Frederick, I -- I need to know this wasn't real. What does he sound like? How does he move? Would he say things like Jambon au Chilton -- please, Will. Please tell me this is just a waking nightmare and nothing more.

[infomodder]

[It takes Will roughly ten minutes to call her back, ten minutes he spends listening to her message over

and over

and over

and over again.

Ten minutes he absorbs her words, where he thinks she's making an implication (she has dreams of the future, and then she's seeing Hannibal, what if he comes back). Ten minutes wherein he weighs if this is something Chilton would hold against him for having as a conversation while he finishes up in the kitchen and then locks himself away in the bathroom because Lord. Conversations about Hannibal Lecter are definitely ones he needs to be sitting and shuffled away from society for. He calls back and, for once, skips anything that could be taken as general greetings, politeness. He doesn't say hi, hello, ask where she is, what's going on (seriously though, he's wondering what the fuck is going on), and he'd argue it was because she seemed in a bit too much distress for him to do that. He was just playing along.

It totally has nothing to do with the fact that he rarely gets to talk, at length, about Hannibal Lecter these days, and the times he does...he's talking to Abigail. He's not seizing an opportunity here while attempting to keep his voice steady as though this was just another lecture in his classroom, no way. Facts versus feelings, much easier to deal with.]

If Hannibal Lecter ever came back, I'd be the first to know. He isn't. [He doesn't check the names on the Network multiple times a day for nothing.] And he's got a questionable sense of humor, but I can't really hear him saying Jambon au Chilton outside of...my own waking nightmares.

[Hello, Raina. You now have doge's full attention.]

6/17

[sizetwelve]

Has Doctor Crane been into work this week?

[infomodder]

Yes and no.
He was out for a while. Came back looking poorly.

text

[huntergames]

[ This feels highly inappropriate. She shouldn't say anything since it's not exactly her business, though at the same time Will is her friend, legal guardian(!) and Chilton's words have yet to stop repeating itself in the back of her head. He's somehow made her feel partly responsible for a grown man. ]

will?

[infomodder]

[Trying, troublesome times. But, hey. YOLO.]

yes?

[he has no frikkin idea what's coming]

voiceess

[cuff]

[ Fraser thinks he should be more friendly so GOSH OKAY LOOK HI. ]

Your, ah- cooking exploits takin you places?

hello gollum voiceess right back \o/

[infomodder]

[HOWDY FELLOW who sang sweet songs of delicious food, nice to hear his voice again]

They certainly are. We had unrolled biscuit pizzas a few days ago and they went over really well.

[He doesn't say thank you, exactly. But it's there in his tone.]

text

[runningstart]

hey dude i just realized like

do u need any deliveries or
like pickups or anything done

i feel kinda bad u keep giving me stuff can i work any of this off

text

[runningstart]

i can fix stuff too

cars and appliances and stuff