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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[Ray goes down in history books! They will remember him for centuries.]

I am. It was as close to my old position as I could get. [Not-FBI for life over here.] To be honest, Internal Affairs is the one that could used with being kicked out a window some days, but you didn't hear that from me.

[Somewhat aggressively tries to relate.

Except really, these guys pay Crane. Give them the boot.]

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[ There will only be one small passage about his hair. The rest will be about his accomplishments, yes..... But wow Will, you just made his love for you increase by like. One Hundred. Not that anyone really likes IA but still. It's always one of those things that's nice to hear.]

I'm taking your some days and raising you to every day, but 'parently I got a habit of making people dislike me or something. IA just doesn't appreciate the ah, marke.. metho- [ Methodology is a big word. ] - style.

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[Support and love your local police-imPort liaison! That's so sweet, Ray.]

Should I file a complaint about this on your behalf?

[HE'S JOKING]

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[ He's just that kind of a person. ]

Make sure you put my address on it huh, see what happens. [ ....... but is he joking. ]

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[UNSURE.]

Good thing I don't know your address.

[That's a final statement instead of Will fishing. He doesn't want it, no, don't do it, not in this context.]

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So you'd really do it? Send it in, just like that, see what happens?

[ Actually, he's kind of curious. He really doesn't give a shit about going one on one in the ring with IA (or maybe he should... Fraser might save him eventually) but he's ambivalent about handing out his address. Private, much? ]

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It's part of my job to pass along concerns and complaints. What happens after that isn't something I can predict, though I'd wager in this case...

[A heavy, long pause, as though Will is seriously needing to think this over...except it's just for drama.]

...they toss it and do nothing. So it's not worth bringing to their attention.

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[ Bum bumm bummm.... DRAMATIC REVERB!! Fine, everyone always ruins his fun. A guy's gotta get angry every now and again, okay. Especially if that guy is Ray. ]

Just one less excuse to get in trouble over a fist fight.

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[Calm down, Ray, it'll be all right. Take a chill pill. Cook something terrible for Mister Partner.]

Until the next chaotic incident comes along and you might or might not be able to get away with beating the shit out of imPorts and regular people alike, yeah.

[So hopeful.]

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[ He doesn't actually beat people up that often! He swears! He's a pacifist! He just makes a lot of threats and punches walls okay, nbd. He just has strong emotions, he can't help it. ]

Hey, hey- I don't beat the shit outta anyone just for kicks. Or, y'know- for anything else.

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[Isn't he Canadian!? Of course he's a pacifist, they're synonymous!]

Oh, don't worry. I believe you.

[C:]

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[ ..... he's a Chicagoite. Just don't mind his super Canadian accent because, y'know... just because. The world is sneaky like that. ]

Yeah, i'm sure.

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[Clearly it's time to track down clips of him speaking, in that case.]

So did we cover everything or was there something else you had in mind?

[DID THEY SOCIALIZE ENOUGH AND PROPERLY? GOOD REVIEWS ON YELP?]

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[ .... you mean like this? or this? or this??? there, have fun. watch the totally-straight-canadians. ]

Nah, we're good. I'll let you get back to your... whatever it is you were doin.

[ BEST REVIEWS ON YELP, not closing anytime soon! ]

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All right. It was nice talking to you. [That's polite, right???? A+ etiquette.] See you around.

[He's not good at hellos or goodbyes, that's what Ray gets instead. See ya, partner.

...not that kind of partner.]

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[ IKR. so canadian. so very fucking canadian. ]

Yeah, you too.

[ See look, he'll do the hanging up job. There. Done. Audios buddydude. ]