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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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hey dude i just realized like

do u need any deliveries or
like pickups or anything done

i feel kinda bad u keep giving me stuff can i work any of this off

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[runningstart]

i can fix stuff too

cars and appliances and stuff

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you dont have to worry about it seriously
most of our deliveries are along the lines of
"2 pounds of mealworms"
"1 pound of crickets"
"a box chock full of wriggling larvae"
we dont have a company car or anything either

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though if youre really intent
and dont want to deal with bugs
and youre in heropa on monday
i have a box of tshirts to pick up AND deliver
i might not be able to do it myself
its for some old ladies

[runningstart]

i dont mind bugs [he minds them sorta] but sure i can deliver some shirts to some grandmas

r they all getting the hooker one

will cmon man those ppl are someones MOTHER

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no thats not their style
except one of them would probably wear it to bed
seemed like she had a sense of humor
but no
had some blue shirts with a beetle made for them
they came in wearing these hats that had the same set up
started talking to them
one of them promised me blueberries pastries
called me handsome and strong
said i looked like her departed husband

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[oh my god is this real life]

wow i guess they have a beetle fetish or something
and a middle-aged guy-with-five-day-stubble fetish too

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[is this gonna be forever]

there was this whole story about it
lots of stories
he saved one of their cats?
mr. flufflebutts
the cat not the one who did the saving
some beetle blue guy saved mr. flufflebutts
they have a fanclub for him
doesnt seem like a fetish at all
more reverence than anything

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so a cult its a cult then

sure ill deliver ur cult t shirts to those cultist grannies sounds like a fun afternoon

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great
you can consider us square then
and if you need extra cash youre free to pick up shifts at the shop
cultists or not i wouldnt turn down their lemonade
just fyi

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cultists and beverages generally are not a good combo but ill risk it if you think its that good

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yeah
but id know if it was poisoned somehow
not the case
its just damn good lemonade

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ok ill have some

probably any cookies and stuff is fair game also right

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most likely
doubt theyd make special brownies [i was gonna go to blue beetle fanclub but then i got high]
youll be just fine
and if they insist on giving you tips those are yours
i dont need to know about it

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lbr tho these grannies are probably like eighty

tips for them are butterscotch candies or a nickel

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whatever the case theyre yours and yours alone
and you like candy dont you?
so if they give you 10 pounds of butterscotch
looks like youve found yourself some new friends

[It's the way of friendship between adults and children: free candy. Who run the world? People who give out candy, duh.]

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DONT GET MY HOPES UP

so when do u want me to do these

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monday

[Insert directions to the shirt making place, insert directions to the Blue Beetle fanclub drop off.]

ill give the shirt place a call to let them know youre doing this for me
and not just stealing a bunch of shirts from old ladies
dont need that sort of crime from imports right now

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god RIGHT

all these stupid idiots out there makin life hell for the rest of us like use your head ppl remove it from ur anal cavity

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[Mental record scratch.

Why does Wally care much what the dumbasses among them get up to? He's a teenager, he should be concerned with relationships and school and getting a job and learning fiscal responsibility and what news sources are reliable (Tattlecrime always). Not that public views don't impact them all, of course, but hrm. Why the concern?

Unless Wally just likes calling idiots what they are, and then yeah. He can get behind that one. Will can't go that route with his job and all, but Lord have mercy has he been so tempted to on numerous occasions. Stupid idiots is polite.]

You solved your issue as you were expressing it.
A lot of these stupid idiots, to use your phrasing, won't remove their heads from their anal cavity because having even a modicum of compassion, concern, or respect for another living being is something they would never want to indulge in. Only when it comes to getting what they want, specifically, do others begin to matter.
Better to keep themselves firmly stuck where they belong.

[With the rest of the shit, he doesn't add.

But look wow proper typing, go Wally, you kicked the (bitter) adult out of him.]

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[wally immediately thinks of kanaya]

you sound angry dude did something happen to u

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[They're both Chilton's patients (past tense, in Will's case). And Will did "steal" her troll quirk once while talking to her. He would be flattered by the comparison because Goddamn Kanaya has a much better sense of fashion than his lazy, plaid-covered ass.

Wally should so call him a sack of crap one day, too. Then Kanaya and he can nod quietly about Wally fucking West.]

I psychoanalyze for a living, Wally. It rubs off sometimes into my life outside of work.
That's all.

[Something that rhymes with cannibal happened to him. Also empathy.]

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[oh no no no will u misunderstood wally meant kanaya is a stupid idiot]

thats a lot of aggression for work

u need a vaykay buddy

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[them's fighting words]

i had a vaykay for almost a year
running the bait shop
had to get back in the saddle sometime
nice while it lasted but unsustainable

[Wally you are gonna have to start a GoFundMe and then ruin Will's life entirely for him to quit now. But hey at least the bad typing is back!]

[runningstart]

man forget the saddle forgo the horse

choose a new mode of transportation