ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

Comments

[textualhealing]

[Bro, you just so seduceable.]

You can have it. I will gift it to you.

[infomodder]

[It's canon tbh.]

Did you buy it because it was tacky or did you buy it because you always intended to give it to me?

[textualhealing]

I got it cause it looks like Sharkbait. :(

[infomodder]

We could turn it into a collar for him.

[textualhealing]

We could. Sharkbait could wear little Sharkbaits

[infomodder]

He'd have a girlfriend in no time.

[textualhealing]

Ikr. Handsome devil like him dressed up fancy like that. I can be his wingman.

[infomodder]

More like your leg's wingman. Saving yourself some frantic late night humping.

[textualhealing]

It would be nice for him to have someone else to hump.

[infomodder]

You sure you wouldn't miss the attention?

[textualhealing]

Maybe a little.

[infomodder]

Well...
I won't hump your leg.
But you're always welcome to get attention from me.

[textualhealing]

It wouldn't be the same. Altho you do whine and drool almost as much as him in your sleep, so I guess it'd be pretty similar.

[infomodder]

Craving some cheese with that whine of yours, Jeff?

[textualhealing]

You're the whiner!

[infomodder]

I'm rubber, you're glue...

[textualhealing]

Oh hey speaking of. Did you steal a bunch from my room when I last got ported out? I know the answer is yes already because who else other than you two would go in my room and take a whole bunch of rubbers?

[infomodder]

Then why ask?

[textualhealing]

Because I want to hear from your own thieving fingers. And to make sure the raccoons aren't hoarding condoms for some nefarious deed.

[infomodder]

You should know by now that you can't always get what you want.

[textualhealing]

At least tell me they helped with hours of entertainment.

[infomodder]

As many hours as you were gone.

[textualhealing]

Did I interrupt it? :(

[infomodder]

You never do.
You make it better :)

[textualhealing]

I don't even want to know what that means.