ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

Comments

[textualhealing]

I don't even want to know what that means.

[infomodder]

It's pretty obvious.

[textualhealing]

That you both think of me while doing it?

[infomodder]

lol

[textualhealing]

That me being in the house makes your sex better?

[infomodder]

You being in the house makes the house better.

[textualhealing]

Bullshit. It was just as good before I showed up and you're acquiring enough strays to keep it busy.

[infomodder]

Careful. This stunning, continual display of abysmal self-esteem might lead me to think there is more to you than vanity and ego.
Wouldn't want that.

[textualhealing]

What I meant to say was yeah I know, there's no way your house was any good before I showed up.

[infomodder]

That's what I thought.

[textualhealing]

Because I'm great. Tell me I'm great. But then also tell me I suck because I don't wanna smash my office up rn.

[infomodder]

No.

[textualhealing]

Rude.
But srsly I really wanna rampage through Chiltons office one day and I need someone to ego me up. Up for it? You could record it to catch the moment he sheds a single tear at all the shit I break

[infomodder]

Absolutely not up for it. Find someone else.
Better yet, don't do it.

[textualhealing]

Ugh fine I'll get April to come along.

[infomodder]

[cue death of the conversation on will's end]

1/3

[textualhealing]

I've been threatening to do it forever.

[textualhealing]

Fred will see the funny side.

[textualhealing]

Don't leave me hanging on a bad note. Give me some love.

[infomodder]

No. That may encourage you in your bad idea.

[textualhealing]

How is it a bad idea?! It's a prank at most.

[infomodder]

Think about it for a minute and get back to me if you can't understand.
I know you can figure it out on your own, Jeff.
You're not an idiot.

[textualhealing]

You love Chilton? :(

[infomodder]

[goddamnit jeff why]

In the same way I love you.

[Which is to say, yeah, sure, platonic. But wrong.]

[textualhealing]

[Because he's bored and he loves you too.]

I love him too. No homo.
I also love you. No homo.
Which is why I am respecting your wishes and won't be smashing up his office today.






No homo.