ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

Comments

[textualhealing]

You're the whiner!

[infomodder]

I'm rubber, you're glue...

[textualhealing]

Oh hey speaking of. Did you steal a bunch from my room when I last got ported out? I know the answer is yes already because who else other than you two would go in my room and take a whole bunch of rubbers?

[infomodder]

Then why ask?

[textualhealing]

Because I want to hear from your own thieving fingers. And to make sure the raccoons aren't hoarding condoms for some nefarious deed.

[infomodder]

You should know by now that you can't always get what you want.

[textualhealing]

At least tell me they helped with hours of entertainment.

[infomodder]

As many hours as you were gone.

[textualhealing]

Did I interrupt it? :(

[infomodder]

You never do.
You make it better :)

[textualhealing]

I don't even want to know what that means.

[infomodder]

It's pretty obvious.

[textualhealing]

That you both think of me while doing it?

[infomodder]

lol

[textualhealing]

That me being in the house makes your sex better?

[infomodder]

You being in the house makes the house better.

[textualhealing]

Bullshit. It was just as good before I showed up and you're acquiring enough strays to keep it busy.

[infomodder]

Careful. This stunning, continual display of abysmal self-esteem might lead me to think there is more to you than vanity and ego.
Wouldn't want that.

[textualhealing]

What I meant to say was yeah I know, there's no way your house was any good before I showed up.

[infomodder]

That's what I thought.

[textualhealing]

Because I'm great. Tell me I'm great. But then also tell me I suck because I don't wanna smash my office up rn.

[infomodder]

No.

[textualhealing]

Rude.
But srsly I really wanna rampage through Chiltons office one day and I need someone to ego me up. Up for it? You could record it to catch the moment he sheds a single tear at all the shit I break

[infomodder]

Absolutely not up for it. Find someone else.
Better yet, don't do it.

[textualhealing]

Ugh fine I'll get April to come along.