ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[infomodder]

That's what I thought.

[textualhealing]

Because I'm great. Tell me I'm great. But then also tell me I suck because I don't wanna smash my office up rn.

[infomodder]

No.

[textualhealing]

Rude.
But srsly I really wanna rampage through Chiltons office one day and I need someone to ego me up. Up for it? You could record it to catch the moment he sheds a single tear at all the shit I break

[infomodder]

Absolutely not up for it. Find someone else.
Better yet, don't do it.

[textualhealing]

Ugh fine I'll get April to come along.

[infomodder]

[cue death of the conversation on will's end]

1/3

[textualhealing]

I've been threatening to do it forever.

[textualhealing]

Fred will see the funny side.

[textualhealing]

Don't leave me hanging on a bad note. Give me some love.

[infomodder]

No. That may encourage you in your bad idea.

[textualhealing]

How is it a bad idea?! It's a prank at most.

[infomodder]

Think about it for a minute and get back to me if you can't understand.
I know you can figure it out on your own, Jeff.
You're not an idiot.

[textualhealing]

You love Chilton? :(

[infomodder]

[goddamnit jeff why]

In the same way I love you.

[Which is to say, yeah, sure, platonic. But wrong.]

[textualhealing]

[Because he's bored and he loves you too.]

I love him too. No homo.
I also love you. No homo.
Which is why I am respecting your wishes and won't be smashing up his office today.






No homo.

[infomodder]

Just today?

[textualhealing]

And tomorrow.
And some other days too.
I can't guarantee that I won't go straight there on my next accidental episode tho. You've planted the thought in my head now.

[Will was totally the one who mentioned it first, right???/ His fault.]

[infomodder]

Good enough for me.

[textualhealing]

We gonna tp his place on halloween tho right?

[infomodder]

You can.
I'll probably have to work.

[textualhealing]

You can't work on halloween. It's against the law.

[infomodder]

For everyone but the law, maybe.
Halloween is a night where anything can happen. If I'm not called into help out I would be shocked and worried.

[textualhealing]

They'll survive without you for one night.

[infomodder]

We'll see.