IC contact [Mask or Menace]

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[brushoff]

I'm signing you up for something like that for a week. I had forced education about fish, I'm sure you'll enjoy forced education about...hell, Oscar Wilde or something. Let's go for the cliche.

[infomodder]

Fair's fair.
But you underestimate how much I enjoy learning new things.

[brushoff]

And I like you too much to sign you up for something truly embarrassing.
Still, I'm sure I'll find some awful text service for you.

[infomodder]

Truly tit-for-tat, then? Not going to surprise me with a late bachelor party full of male strippers?
I didn't realize you liked me so much.

[brushoff]

Oh my God
I never gave you your bachelor party
brb finding a strip joint

[infomodder]

I was kidding.
Don't worry about it. I have very specific taste in strippers anyway.

[brushoff]

Considering that April wanted a bat hooker for her birthday, I can kind of see that
I'll just buy you two some sexy handcuffs instead. That'll serve as a good wedding present.

[infomodder]

Giving a more literal meaning to the old ball and chain there, Dorian.
But you're right, it would be a good one.

[They can chain Jeff to the bed when he starts trying to get Will up for early morning runs.]

[brushoff]

It's either that or a sex doll.
I went with something you'd use more often

[infomodder]

[Jeff could have the sex doll.]

Should I be alarmed you're invested in making my sex life work or take it as a compliment?

[brushoff]

It's just me being a shit, interpret as you will.

[infomodder]

As I will?

[isn't he hilarious]

[brushoff]

You're grinning like an idiot on your end of the phone, aren't you.

[infomodder]

You are correct.
I'm sure you can imagine it accurately by now.

[or does he need to send a selfie]

[brushoff]

I've got a lovely mental image of you grinning like a maniac
I think I've got it.

[infomodder]

oh btw while I have you
Called boss cop boss
He asked where that came from and since when did I have a sense of humor
Heard somebody else try it
Cop boss called him a shit-eating son of a bitch and reminded him his annual review was in two weeks
So thanks for that
Cop boss and I get along better now
The other guy and I not so much
But
I don't mind not getting along with shit-eating sons of bitches

[brushoff]

You know how I talked about how I could imagine your big grin earlier?
I'm giving you one of the same.

[infomodder]

:D

[brushoff]

;)

[infomodder]

<3?

[Blame Jeff Winger for that one.]

[brushoff]

Who taught you how to make a heart?
That's just too cute.

[infomodder]

Jeff. Winger? The lawyer. Really tall.
He didn't teach me, it's pretty obvious what it is and how to make it. He's just the one who kept using them at me until I used them back.

[brushoff]

Oh yeah I know him.
He's a cool guy.
Glad to see that you've got great taste in friends (aside from the obvious of course)

[infomodder]

He's our new roommate so I suppose that makes us a little more than friends.
And thank you for complimenting my taste. You are too kind.

[Totally gonna give Jeff the Dorian blood and sex couch and then invite Dorian over tbh.]

[brushoff]

[ While Jeff wonders why Dorian's grinning like an idiot for the entire visit. ]

It's a wonder you and April ever manage to get alone time with how many people/animals must be at that house.