infomodder: stop asking my favorite scary movie (hello this is dramatic doge)
ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote2015-09-12 01:24 pm
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ic contact 2 mask or menace




"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]
itistolaugh: What are you going, Jeff? (We're naked and our balls are out.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
ok ok
i just expected more
idk
enthusiasm?
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
is this not a teenage girl
itistolaugh: (This scenario is okay if you're Greek.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
im not HUNTING
im just
more like browsing
itistolaugh: Where's your bag dispenser? (Excuse me. Where's the shitbag room?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
ftr you PROBABLY should have asked that BEFORE you gave me a list of cute boys
itistolaugh: What are you going, Jeff? (We're naked and our balls are out.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
we ALL have superpowers
& MOST of us have friends
so im not seeing how that matters??

i didn't expect to get kids jeez
itistolaugh: (That's terrible. You are terrible.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
ok
again
u should have asked before u just handed out names to a stranger
so dont get pissy with me
im not after ur scout troop holy shit
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
no i dont think
wait didnt you work in an office with crane?
look kind of like a homeless guy just wandered in?
itistolaugh: (Should've fucked Sailor Moon!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
guess so. hi again!
itistolaugh: (Should've fucked Sailor Moon!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
i can send mabel by with her bedazzler
which is who i was trying to text btw
shes got it in her head to start a matchmaking business and wont stop bugging me about it
itistolaugh: in a professional setting? (Is this kind of moaning appropriate)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-05 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
like to eat???
dont eat her pigs!

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