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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[infomodder]

i hope you are also a teenager

[itistolaugh]

nope!

[infomodder]

[omg why]

As a member of law enforcement I feel obligated to ask your intentions with any list of cute boys.

[itistolaugh]

ftr you PROBABLY should have asked that BEFORE you gave me a list of cute boys

[infomodder]

ftr I gave you a list of cute boys with superpowers and a network of friends who have the same.
There is a difference.

[behold lamb chop trying to save a little face]

[itistolaugh]

we ALL have superpowers
& MOST of us have friends
so im not seeing how that matters??

i didn't expect to get kids jeez

[infomodder]

It matters if you piss enough of us off!
How the hell could you not expect to get kids? You asked for boys. Boys are kids.
If you wanted someone of age you would be asking for men.

[has harley realized yet that he is in fact an old fart man because he clearly is very bad with girl talk let him make SUPER OBVIOUS]

[itistolaugh]

ok
again
u should have asked before u just handed out names to a stranger
so dont get pissy with me
im not after ur scout troop holy shit

1/3

[infomodder]

You're the one who

[infomodder]

Phones have been screwed up all day though so it's not anybody's fault

[infomodder]

Will Graham.
Have we met?

[NAILED IT]

[itistolaugh]

no i dont think
wait didnt you work in an office with crane?
look kind of like a homeless guy just wandered in?

[infomodder]

that's me
you're the woman with a terrible idea of where one should take a nap then huh

[itistolaugh]

guess so. hi again!

[infomodder]

hi again
again
i have his old office now since you mentioned it
stop by sometime if you're interested in how it's been redecorated

[itistolaugh]

i can send mabel by with her bedazzler
which is who i was trying to text btw
shes got it in her head to start a matchmaking business and wont stop bugging me about it

[infomodder]

she's a little boy crazy huh?
you can send her with the pigs too
they look very sweet
are they sweet? do you know?

[itistolaugh]

like to eat???
dont eat her pigs!

[infomodder]

holy shit no
i don't eat meat!

[itistolaugh]

oh
then yes they are very sweet and cuddly

[infomodder]

i cant wait to meet them
but
are you going to be visiting him while he's locked away?
since you brought him up earlier i assume you're
whatever he has instead of friends
or were at one point

[itistolaugh]

1000% no
we arent friends

[infomodder]

[Well. Crane let Will nap in his office, too...]

what would you say you two are?

[itistolaugh]

id say we treat each other like case studies, at best
we went to the same university and worked at the same asylum but in different worlds
different versions of our worlds
or

w/e
alternate universes are way dumb

but mostly i think its really funny to watch him get mad

[infomodder]

[Is this...a confession...

He doesn't ask what he wants to ask. Instead:]

so you're a psychiatrist too?