ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

Comments

[itistolaugh]

i can send mabel by with her bedazzler
which is who i was trying to text btw
shes got it in her head to start a matchmaking business and wont stop bugging me about it

[infomodder]

she's a little boy crazy huh?
you can send her with the pigs too
they look very sweet
are they sweet? do you know?

[itistolaugh]

like to eat???
dont eat her pigs!

[infomodder]

holy shit no
i don't eat meat!

[itistolaugh]

oh
then yes they are very sweet and cuddly

[infomodder]

i cant wait to meet them
but
are you going to be visiting him while he's locked away?
since you brought him up earlier i assume you're
whatever he has instead of friends
or were at one point

[itistolaugh]

1000% no
we arent friends

[infomodder]

[Well. Crane let Will nap in his office, too...]

what would you say you two are?

[itistolaugh]

id say we treat each other like case studies, at best
we went to the same university and worked at the same asylum but in different worlds
different versions of our worlds
or

w/e
alternate universes are way dumb

but mostly i think its really funny to watch him get mad

[infomodder]

[Is this...a confession...

He doesn't ask what he wants to ask. Instead:]

so you're a psychiatrist too?

[itistolaugh]

[ Of course not, don't be silly. ]

not licensed

[infomodder]

[IT NEEDS TO RHYME FOR HIM TO PICK UP ON IT OKAY]

i doubt that would be an obstacle this place would worry over too much
or at all
considering

[itistolaugh]

its not really my thing anyway
psychiatrists are super annoying so i dont miss working with them

[infomodder]

[LAUGHS]

good point!
super annoying is a nice way to phrase it

[itistolaugh]

well i was trying to be polite
but they are basically the worst
i didnt do it for long at all

[infomodder]

that's a good way to describe a lot of them yes
and if you get a bunch of them together
you could just turn on a natgeo documentary and get the same show
is that why you quit?

[itistolaugh]

i left to pursue other interests

[infomodder]

[SO TEMPTED TO ASK IF IT WAS A CULINARY CAREER]

as good a reason as any to get away from the worst