ic contact 2 mask or menace

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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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It's just another
what are they called

[Wally had a name for them...ah yes, the same one Abigail has for them.]

dad joke.

[khajidont]

I'm pretty sure my dad never jokes like that

I like it anyway

[THAT'S BC YOU HAVE A LAME SENSE OF HUMOUR, BUDDO]

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If your dad's ever made a joke you've groaned at, then you've heard a dad joke. That's what my son would do when I made them.
Suppose that means you've just matured much faster than most people your age.

[dad jokes are a sign of maturity because they are the brand of jokes that realizes there's hilarious beauty in the simplest of things and that's an old folks' revelation okay]

voice; december 2

[brushoff]

[ Dorian...sounds quite tired, let him tell you about his DUMBASS BOYFRIEND and Miles "I'm a judgmental fuckstick" Edgeworth at some point. But before that... ]

Out of curiosity, do you have a spare couch at yours?

[ look, Dorian doesn't handle being depressed well and he KNOWS that what with Toby in jail, the possibility of him doing something stupid if left alone is EXCEEDINGLY HIGH. besides, Will totally owes him one for getting April drunk. ]

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[His reply is immediate and easy, no inflections like he's doing everything in his power to not ask what happened. He wouldn't appreciate it, and Dorian's been nothing but generous and reliable, so.]

Better than a couch. Been renovating the attic. Bit of a mess right now, but if you're just looking for somewhere to crash, we've got spare beds up there.

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You're a lifesaver, [ said with a little sigh of relief. ] It should be just for a week or so, but I honestly don't think I can be at my apartment for the next few days.

[ plus, 1) it will be a lot easier not to lapse back into sleeping around if he's going home to judgmental animals that can probably smell sex on him and 2) he needs something like suicide watch but for making dumbass decisions instead of suicide. Dorian is not very good at coping, Lord almighty he needs dumbass watch.

and hey, maybe he can find out more about Will to keep on with low-key emotional manipulation + be an actual adult for coping purposes when Will dies later this month, great job buddy ]

I can spot rent or do chores if you want—not cooking, though. You really don't want me to cook.

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[Somewhere, in hell, Hannibal Lecter screams in impotent rage. How come he never got a cushy stay at Will's place for a week?????? God.]

If you wanna help out, help out. We're not gonna charge you for a week or so. After what you did for April while I was gone...hell, we'd have to be heartless to ask for anything.

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[ suck it, Hannibal. ]

What I did for April was simply to be a good friend in a time of need. That being said, I'll do some vacuuming or take the dogs for a walk or something like that.

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[The dogs. Dorian please, Will knows you have that thing against hair.]

Just make sure there's a cup of coffee always made when you're at the house and we'll call it even. No need for a spare key. The raccoons'll let you in if no one else is around. How's that?

[Except Edgar is, like, burrowing there lately so. Dorian may have some company.]

[brushoff]

[ He will force Edgar to take a shower and shove actual clothes on Feral Train Child #2, don't worry Will. ]

I'll even bring over some of my fancy coffee to share with all of you. [ there's a small tone of relief in Dorian's voice as he continues. ] And again, thanks.

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[lackey]

Frederick Chilton.

[Hey, Will.]

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Doctor. What about him?

[Light, conversational. No worries...yet.]

[lackey]

[Nothing menacing in Mike's tone, either.]

Head doctor. From your world, right?

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Right on both accounts.

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Anything you can tell me about the dude?

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[He can use Will's clothes for that tbh Edgar loves his clothes.]

No problem. When can we expect you?

[So Will can calculate if he has enough time to clean the attic himself, should whistle at the raccons, or leave it be.]

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[This is how his life went for, like, two months when he first got here. And back then, he was weirdly fine with it. Now?

He's trying to channel that former chill.]

Depends on what you wanna know. What do you wanna know?

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[Big sigh goes here.]

I don't know, man. What's he like? He's not all... batshit like the other head doc, is he?

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No.

[Said with disgust, but not directed at Mike. That's the no of a man who's found the comparison disgusting. Understands where it came from but is just NOPE about it.]

He's been my psychiatrist off and on while we're here, I wouldn't have kept seeing him if he was like...that.

[UNLESS HE WAS HANNIBAL BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT]

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[ Casa de Ludgate-Graham. ]

Is tonight too early?

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[I was afraid you'd be using Cinderella and I'd have to break up with you entirely so you win this round.]

Not at all. We'll have supper ready when you get here.

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[ I know you too well to do that. ]

Again, thank you.

[lackey]

[u r a great judge of character when it comes to psychiatrists, will, and don't u ever let anybody tell u otherwise]

Huh. [A didn't know you had a head doc but for some reason not feeling surprised here huh.] Yeah, I guess if he was like that, everybody'd know about it, too... [Pause.] Unless he's sneakier about it. You know, smarter or whatever. But yeah, you wouldn't be down with... that.

[Probably wouldn't... He owes Will an explanation. Or something.]

His name came up a little while ago... [True.] I was hangin' out with some guys and one of 'em mentioned him. [False.] Said he thought Chilton was dangerous. [True. Ish.] I was just curious. [False.] If you knew him, if he was nuts... [True - especially since Walt White is cool with this guy. Walt White and Will Graham now. That's a bad sign, isn't it?]

If he had any powers I should be watchin' out for... you know, if I start goin' to gov parties again and he's there...

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[He has a funny feeling he knows who might have mentioned Chilton. The same source as last time, he suspects. But he isn't going to press, hadn't pressed with Jeff. Doesn't want anyone backed into a corner because Will couldn't contain himself.]

I'd have to know what sort of dangerous you mean, Mike. Everybody here's dangerous in one way or another. [Diplomatic as ever.] As for nuts, no. He isn't nuts, and his powers aren't...something he could get away with in public, if for some strange reason he felt the urge to try anything.

[will u only know 1 of his powers]

[lackey]

[Oh, the tangled webs some White people weave.]

Dude just said dangerous. Nothin' else. Don't know what he meant, if the doc's not crazy or runnin' around with murder powers. [Thinking, thinking... to the best of his ability.] Maybe he was talkin' out of his ass.

[He sure as hell wasn't. Who else knows this doc? He's not gonna have to do like reconnaissance later, is he? Auuugh.]

Good to know, though. All that. Sure would suck if every doc that got yanked in here was some evil sonofa.