ic contact 2 mask or menace

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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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voice; december 2

[brushoff]

[ Dorian...sounds quite tired, let him tell you about his DUMBASS BOYFRIEND and Miles "I'm a judgmental fuckstick" Edgeworth at some point. But before that... ]

Out of curiosity, do you have a spare couch at yours?

[ look, Dorian doesn't handle being depressed well and he KNOWS that what with Toby in jail, the possibility of him doing something stupid if left alone is EXCEEDINGLY HIGH. besides, Will totally owes him one for getting April drunk. ]

[infomodder]

[His reply is immediate and easy, no inflections like he's doing everything in his power to not ask what happened. He wouldn't appreciate it, and Dorian's been nothing but generous and reliable, so.]

Better than a couch. Been renovating the attic. Bit of a mess right now, but if you're just looking for somewhere to crash, we've got spare beds up there.

[brushoff]

You're a lifesaver, [ said with a little sigh of relief. ] It should be just for a week or so, but I honestly don't think I can be at my apartment for the next few days.

[ plus, 1) it will be a lot easier not to lapse back into sleeping around if he's going home to judgmental animals that can probably smell sex on him and 2) he needs something like suicide watch but for making dumbass decisions instead of suicide. Dorian is not very good at coping, Lord almighty he needs dumbass watch.

and hey, maybe he can find out more about Will to keep on with low-key emotional manipulation + be an actual adult for coping purposes when Will dies later this month, great job buddy ]

I can spot rent or do chores if you want—not cooking, though. You really don't want me to cook.

[infomodder]

[Somewhere, in hell, Hannibal Lecter screams in impotent rage. How come he never got a cushy stay at Will's place for a week?????? God.]

If you wanna help out, help out. We're not gonna charge you for a week or so. After what you did for April while I was gone...hell, we'd have to be heartless to ask for anything.

[brushoff]

[ suck it, Hannibal. ]

What I did for April was simply to be a good friend in a time of need. That being said, I'll do some vacuuming or take the dogs for a walk or something like that.

[infomodder]

[The dogs. Dorian please, Will knows you have that thing against hair.]

Just make sure there's a cup of coffee always made when you're at the house and we'll call it even. No need for a spare key. The raccoons'll let you in if no one else is around. How's that?

[Except Edgar is, like, burrowing there lately so. Dorian may have some company.]

[brushoff]

[ He will force Edgar to take a shower and shove actual clothes on Feral Train Child #2, don't worry Will. ]

I'll even bring over some of my fancy coffee to share with all of you. [ there's a small tone of relief in Dorian's voice as he continues. ] And again, thanks.

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[He can use Will's clothes for that tbh Edgar loves his clothes.]

No problem. When can we expect you?

[So Will can calculate if he has enough time to clean the attic himself, should whistle at the raccons, or leave it be.]

[brushoff]

[ Casa de Ludgate-Graham. ]

Is tonight too early?

[infomodder]

[I was afraid you'd be using Cinderella and I'd have to break up with you entirely so you win this round.]

Not at all. We'll have supper ready when you get here.

[brushoff]

[ I know you too well to do that. ]

Again, thank you.

[infomodder]

[There's a pause, like he's about to hang up in order to explain the gap in tag times!!!!, and then:]

Actually, there's something you can do for me. Once you get here, I mean. Perhaps best if we kept it to ourselves.

[brushoff]

I can keep a secret. Shall we not talk about this until I get there, or is it something you feel comfortable talking about over the phones?

[infomodder]

I want you to show me these things where I'm bending Doctor Chilton over. With at least one of the dogs watching, for accuracy's sake.

[HE'S BEEN WATCHING YOU and he sounds amused and curious, there is absolutely nothing irate or annoyed to be found in his voice]

[brushoff]

[ congrats, Will. Dorian can't help but literally LAUGH OUT LOUD. ]

Is this your idea of bonding? Of course I'll show you.

[infomodder]

No. I just want to see what all the fuss is about.

[curiosity killed the cat, but not the dog]

[brushoff]

When you're an imPort, you attract a level of celebrity by default. That being said, don't blame me if what I show you makes you want to vomit!

[infomodder]

[That gives him pause because really? Are these worse than just...]

Can't be that bad. But there's a bathroom near the attic, just in case.

[brushoff]

[ no, this is just Dorian being a fear monger/asshole/Dorian being Dorian. he's gonna show Will the badly written ones, of course. ]

You say that now....

[infomodder]

If I'm about to fall into a pit of horribly written pornographic filth starring myself and Doctor Chilton, I can't think of anyone better than you to have around.

[This is totally going to end up as bonding time.]

I'll put one of the mini fridges in the attic so we can have fresh drinks at the ready as we need them.

[brushoff]

Include a bottle of rum with those fresh drinks and I'll even debase myself by finding one starring me and someone ill-fitting.

[infomodder]

Done deal. [Prays for one with Miles tbh.] See you soon.

[brushoff]

See you soon—and again, thanks.

[ DorianxMiles hatefic COMING YOUR WAY, WILL. ]