ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[infomodder]

[He can use Will's clothes for that tbh Edgar loves his clothes.]

No problem. When can we expect you?

[So Will can calculate if he has enough time to clean the attic himself, should whistle at the raccons, or leave it be.]

[brushoff]

[ Casa de Ludgate-Graham. ]

Is tonight too early?

[infomodder]

[I was afraid you'd be using Cinderella and I'd have to break up with you entirely so you win this round.]

Not at all. We'll have supper ready when you get here.

[brushoff]

[ I know you too well to do that. ]

Again, thank you.

[infomodder]

[There's a pause, like he's about to hang up in order to explain the gap in tag times!!!!, and then:]

Actually, there's something you can do for me. Once you get here, I mean. Perhaps best if we kept it to ourselves.

[brushoff]

I can keep a secret. Shall we not talk about this until I get there, or is it something you feel comfortable talking about over the phones?

[infomodder]

I want you to show me these things where I'm bending Doctor Chilton over. With at least one of the dogs watching, for accuracy's sake.

[HE'S BEEN WATCHING YOU and he sounds amused and curious, there is absolutely nothing irate or annoyed to be found in his voice]

[brushoff]

[ congrats, Will. Dorian can't help but literally LAUGH OUT LOUD. ]

Is this your idea of bonding? Of course I'll show you.

[infomodder]

No. I just want to see what all the fuss is about.

[curiosity killed the cat, but not the dog]

[brushoff]

When you're an imPort, you attract a level of celebrity by default. That being said, don't blame me if what I show you makes you want to vomit!

[infomodder]

[That gives him pause because really? Are these worse than just...]

Can't be that bad. But there's a bathroom near the attic, just in case.

[brushoff]

[ no, this is just Dorian being a fear monger/asshole/Dorian being Dorian. he's gonna show Will the badly written ones, of course. ]

You say that now....

[infomodder]

If I'm about to fall into a pit of horribly written pornographic filth starring myself and Doctor Chilton, I can't think of anyone better than you to have around.

[This is totally going to end up as bonding time.]

I'll put one of the mini fridges in the attic so we can have fresh drinks at the ready as we need them.

[brushoff]

Include a bottle of rum with those fresh drinks and I'll even debase myself by finding one starring me and someone ill-fitting.

[infomodder]

Done deal. [Prays for one with Miles tbh.] See you soon.

[brushoff]

See you soon—and again, thanks.

[ DorianxMiles hatefic COMING YOUR WAY, WILL. ]