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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

Comments

[aggressiveapathy]

oh my god
i blame your teenagers for this

1/2

[infomodder]

DON'T DO THAT
THEY HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS
I'LL SHOULDER THIS BLAME ON MY OWN
PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY IS IMPORTANT

[infomodder]

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AHFJASDHFADSJKFHDSAJFASHFJ
BLAME THE NETWORK FOR THAT ONE

[aggressiveapathy]

i am feeding your phone to april III

[infomodder]

I'LL MAKE SURE APRIL III IS A BOY SHARK
THEY'RE SMALLER
EASIER TO GET A HOLD ON
DON'T WANT TO TEST THOSE WATERS BUT IF I HAVE TO

[aggressiveapathy]

and i'll make the photomontage after
question
totally random and innocent
how dangerous would you guess your undead roommates would be
towards an unexpected intruder

[infomodder]

[Mental record scratch.]

please just tell me if you're not actually a human

[aggressiveapathy]

[she wants to be sarcastic, but for the use of normal text...]

i'm human
and can lint roll the ace off me

[infomodder]

[what if he's excited for the ace]

then you should be fine
she's not violent
if you run into the wolf tell her you're there for me and you'll be good to go
if you show up with the minions
there would be no questions asked

[Will getting chummy with people who can control normally wild animals? No way she's there for him.]

[aggressiveapathy]

do monster wolves eat dog treats?

[infomodder]

only if they're made up entirely of blood!

[This world is absurd, he's accepting it one step at a time. One canine-like creature bath turned out to be bath time with not actually a canine-like creature at a time. But dietary restrictions are important. So, so, so important.]

[aggressiveapathy]

gross
she's amazing

[infomodder]

i used to give her baths
flea baths, regular baths
lots of petting and scratching all over
and then she turned out to sometimes be a human
she's pretty amazing yes
but
that's still a bit awkward
don't you think?
i mean you would feel strange if you had been doing that and surprise
rick
terry
?

[aggressiveapathy]

can blood eating dogs have fleas?

[infomodder]

her entire diet is blood, April
it's like
flea party city
missing the hats and kazoos

[aggressiveapathy]

but it has to be special blood
like is she covered in undead fleas
did the bath only make them stronger?

[infomodder]

i don't think so
i mean there were some i had to do the
in between thumb squishing
head popping thing with
you know when they run and you chase them down and have to press hard
and then they spatter
and make that KO crushed noise so you know they're really dead and not just playing flat
and then you put all the flea bodies on a tissue and flush them down the toilet
bath time was special
now it's weird

[It was okay when she just talked, but now there is a human body to go with bath time. Only then is it truly weird.]

[aggressiveapathy]

so they can still be killed
hm
but why are you making it weird
if you don't like it
don't do it

[infomodder]

i don't do it anymore
i used to just
play with her ears and scratch her neck and chest
and bathe her thoroughly and then surprise
human
human parts in spots i used to run my hands through like nbd
because it wasn't!
now it is
it is an abnormal type of heavy petting
how is that not weird?

[aggressiveapathy]

idk
still happened in dog form
she's a big bad car-flipping monster thing
if it bothered her you were doing it i think you'd have known
so it wasn't weird for her, i guess
and if she's not demanding cuddles after probably not a sex thing
so if it wasn't weird then
and it is now
and the only thing that's changed is you knowing something new
i kinda think you're making it weird

[infomodder]

okay 1
she's not a monster
we don't use that word
and there's nothing sexual about it
how is this not weird???
every time i think about doing her like i used to [!?]
i'm just reminded that she can be human
and all the scratching and hands on aspects
what parts that translates to on a human
and that's
head patting and stuff is fine but ruffling up all down her neck and chest now is
she has woman parts there sometimes
i can't not think about that
that's WEIRD

["Sometimes there are boobs here. New path, scratch the back."]

[aggressiveapathy]

i didn't say it was a bad thing
but seriously, will
normalcy is relative
welcome to superworld

[infomodder]

[He can only handle the word "monster" so many times, especially in regards to someone he actually likes who is not...well...a monster who talks about monsters as if he isn't one himself.]

that word and i have a bad relationship
thank you for the welcome
again
you're still the most helpful person here
fyi

[aggressiveapathy]

okay, okay
super hybrid?
human+fluff?
whatever she is
i can provide flea baths if it's too weird for you now
and don't tell anyone
about that last part

[infomodder]

her name is Bader
sometimes she's a wolf sometimes she's a human
but she's always Bader
i'll let her know if you're really serious about the offer
though knowing she can be human i think
maybe she can handle herself
until i get over my being weird
like you said
because you're right
i never would have thought it weird if i didn't
see her as a woman on the porch with two coyotes
what last part
last part of what