IC contact [Mask or Menace]

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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[aggressiveapathy]

i'm kidnapping in two days
if you're free

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[infomodder]

I'M TOTALLY FREE IN TWO DAYS

[infomodder]

[That seems desperate. Better cover it up.]

*I'm totally free in two days

[aggressiveapathy]

babe
capslock?

[infomodder]

the word free has a new meaning when you're headed to fred's unhappy funhouse
it's an exciting word
you excited me

[aggressiveapathy]

you're not headed anywhere
except my mystery adventure
but excited is not the worst
i guess
if it's for me

[infomodder]

[Every day he's not in Fred's nightmare shithole is a reason to be excited, okay.]

i'm excited for mystery adventure with you
so yes
it's for you

[Who else is he supposed to be excited for, Eduardo?]

[aggressiveapathy]

[Being excited for the lack of Fred doesn't count as for her, okay

And Eduardo has better manners.]

okay
you can turn capslocks back on
and i will arrive when least expected

[infomodder]

[He'd ignore any "just checking in" messages from Chilton for her, is that better?

He can't speak! Of course his manners are good.]

OKAY CAPSLOCK BACK ON
STAYS ON UNTIL YOU ARRIVE
UNEXPECTEDLY

[aggressiveapathy]

oh my god
i blame your teenagers for this

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[infomodder]

DON'T DO THAT
THEY HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS
I'LL SHOULDER THIS BLAME ON MY OWN
PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY IS IMPORTANT

[infomodder]

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AHFJASDHFADSJKFHDSAJFASHFJ
BLAME THE NETWORK FOR THAT ONE

[aggressiveapathy]

i am feeding your phone to april III

[infomodder]

I'LL MAKE SURE APRIL III IS A BOY SHARK
THEY'RE SMALLER
EASIER TO GET A HOLD ON
DON'T WANT TO TEST THOSE WATERS BUT IF I HAVE TO

[aggressiveapathy]

and i'll make the photomontage after
question
totally random and innocent
how dangerous would you guess your undead roommates would be
towards an unexpected intruder

[infomodder]

[Mental record scratch.]

please just tell me if you're not actually a human

[aggressiveapathy]

[she wants to be sarcastic, but for the use of normal text...]

i'm human
and can lint roll the ace off me

[infomodder]

[what if he's excited for the ace]

then you should be fine
she's not violent
if you run into the wolf tell her you're there for me and you'll be good to go
if you show up with the minions
there would be no questions asked

[Will getting chummy with people who can control normally wild animals? No way she's there for him.]

[aggressiveapathy]

do monster wolves eat dog treats?

[infomodder]

only if they're made up entirely of blood!

[This world is absurd, he's accepting it one step at a time. One canine-like creature bath turned out to be bath time with not actually a canine-like creature at a time. But dietary restrictions are important. So, so, so important.]

[aggressiveapathy]

gross
she's amazing

[infomodder]

i used to give her baths
flea baths, regular baths
lots of petting and scratching all over
and then she turned out to sometimes be a human
she's pretty amazing yes
but
that's still a bit awkward
don't you think?
i mean you would feel strange if you had been doing that and surprise
rick
terry
?

[aggressiveapathy]

can blood eating dogs have fleas?

[infomodder]

her entire diet is blood, April
it's like
flea party city
missing the hats and kazoos

[aggressiveapathy]

but it has to be special blood
like is she covered in undead fleas
did the bath only make them stronger?