ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

Comments

[textualhealing]

You're the one who mentioned tying up!

1/5

[infomodder]

You're the one who wants to bend me over your desk and love me with your pants-shredding dick!

[infomodder]

;)

[infomodder]

;) ;) ;)

[infomodder]

;)!!!

;)

[infomodder]

How does Chinese sound for dinner btw?

[textualhealing]

I hate you so much.

[infomodder]

So pizza and beer for dinner.

[textualhealing]

Idk if that's enough to make up for this.

[infomodder]

It's a start.

[textualhealing]

Will you refrain from mentioning my desk or my dick for the entire meal?

[infomodder]

Why ruin the surprise ;)

[textualhealing]

I'm moving out. Bye forever.

[infomodder]

You'd break Sharkbait's heart.

[textualhealing]

But save a fortune in dry cleaning bills.

[infomodder]

Just because you got blue balled doesn't mean you can speak ill of the dogs.
That dog loves you more than he loves eating and he loves eating a lot.

[textualhealing]

Does he actually love me tho? Or does he just love drooling on me?

[infomodder]

I've found him two seconds from breaking your door down a few mornings. Whimpering. Only way I could get him to let you have some extra sleep was by taking him to the kitchen and giving him bits of breakfast as I made it.
Even then he kept making that face and trying to leave.
Had to shut him in and the noise he made? You would have thought I was physically abusing him.
He loves you.

[textualhealing]

Oh.
Ok.
I guess I'll stay.

[Not used to people or animals loving him. :( What is this feeling?!]

[infomodder]

Glad to hear it.
See you this evening.

[textualhealing]

Plz don't rip into me too hard tonight. I'm in a fragile state.

[infomodder]

I will endeavor to be gentle and understanding.

[textualhealing]

Ty. You are a true friend.

[infomodder]

Btw I checked into Mike.
I think the Porter got him.

[textualhealing]

Oh.
Thanks anyway.
Guess I gotta go find a new guard dog.

[And cry into his scotch.]