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ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote2015-09-12 01:24 pm
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ic contact 2 mask or menace




"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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infomodder: but under my hood is internal combustion power...and satan is my motor (my intentions are good & earnest & true)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[RUDE BOY]

Fortunately I don't have a big mouth or any desire to change that.
And it could be worse, couldn't it?
You could've dumped this on Kitty instead of whoever you meant to, for starters.
infomodder: actually being a raging douchebag, no one is surprised (lookin like a qt)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[And less chance of vampires washing ashore as dogs. Usually.]

I just need to change and I'll be there myself.
Meet in a half hour sound good to you?
infomodder: I MEAN WAIT NO i did nothing wrong my morality is angelic haha what (stop profiling me omg i'm right here!!)

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[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You're the one who
infomodder: nobody gets an uwu because nobody deserves it (/handchin)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Phones have been screwed up all day though so it's not anybody's fault
infomodder: flesh of our fathers i am no one's fault (i am contagious i am plagued with lies)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Will Graham.
Have we met?

[NAILED IT]
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
no i dont think
wait didnt you work in an office with crane?
look kind of like a homeless guy just wandered in?
mantlepieces: (reggie rights activism)

[personal profile] mantlepieces 2015-10-04 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah, lucky me
whatever, I didnt say anything incriminating
phones get stolen all the time after all

the big mouth part I wouldnt know about

[ He guesses Chilton would beg to differ, but maybe Reggie's just biased. ]
infomodder: come on look at us we're like butch cassidy and the sundance kid! (we're not enemies are we)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
that's me
you're the woman with a terrible idea of where one should take a nap then huh
itistolaugh: (Should've fucked Sailor Moon!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
guess so. hi again!
infomodder: this world is damned (verger babies)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
hi again
again
i have his old office now since you mentioned it
stop by sometime if you're interested in how it's been redecorated
textualhealing: (169)

[personal profile] textualhealing 2015-10-04 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You're the one who mentioned tying up!
infomodder: b r u h (d u d e)

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[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You're the one who wants to bend me over your desk and love me with your pants-shredding dick!
infomodder: b r u h (d u d e)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
;)
infomodder: b r u h (d u d e)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
;) ;) ;)
infomodder: b r u h (d u d e)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
;)!!!
infomodder: (you oughta look out) (#yolo)

;)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
How does Chinese sound for dinner btw?
itistolaugh: (Should've fucked Sailor Moon!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
i can send mabel by with her bedazzler
which is who i was trying to text btw
shes got it in her head to start a matchmaking business and wont stop bugging me about it
infomodder: I MEAN WAIT NO i did nothing wrong my morality is angelic haha what (stop profiling me omg i'm right here!!)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
No you wouldn't.

[BUT U CAN GET 2 KNOW HIM remember what sasha said]

What'd you do to piss Jones off anyway?
infomodder: when you went to hell and back again (i was right beside you)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-05 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
she's a little boy crazy huh?
you can send her with the pigs too
they look very sweet
are they sweet? do you know?
itistolaugh: in a professional setting? (Is this kind of moaning appropriate)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-05 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
like to eat???
dont eat her pigs!
textualhealing: (194)

[personal profile] textualhealing 2015-10-05 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I hate you so much.
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misfired text | 03/10

[personal profile] memorybomb 2015-10-05 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
I thought you might enjoy this.

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mantlepieces: ([muffled billy joel playing in distance])

[personal profile] mantlepieces 2015-10-05 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I didnt piss her off we argue all the time, she likes it
when she ISNT mad is when its weird, like just now

[ Wait. Okay... moving on... ]

just typical over sensitive self-righteousness u know the type Im sure
infomodder: translator's note: keikaku means plan (just according to keikaku)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-05 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
So pizza and beer for dinner.
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[personal profile] textualhealing 2015-10-05 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Idk if that's enough to make up for this.
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