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ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote2015-09-12 01:24 pm
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ic contact 2 mask or menace




"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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infomodder: actually being a raging douchebag, no one is surprised (lookin like a qt)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Good luck.
You know, if you ever need a place to crash and you're in Heropa, we've always got an extra bed. We don't ask too many question. Offer's on the table.
textualhealing: (206)

text; misfire

[personal profile] textualhealing 2015-10-04 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You won't be saying that after I've bent you over my desk. ;)
Now stop text teasing. I feel like my dick is gonna hulk outta my pants and these are tailor made. My pants. Not my dick. Although that's also tailor made specifically for loving you tonight, bb.
hisheartsdesire: (crush 3)

[personal profile] hisheartsdesire 2015-10-04 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sometime later...]

Oh. Thank you. No, I don't think it's that sort of trouble, really.
And the call also went to someone else.
This is ridiculous.
You know what? I could use a drink.
Or two. Or five.
Care to join me?
infomodder: b r u h (d u d e)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[What Would April Do? he wonders. Then he wonders, well, What Would Freddie Do? He should do one of those.]

Now who's teasing?
Tonight is a long wait!! :(((((((
I'll show you mine if you show me yours ;)
infomodder: i think he's got a thing for me (idk we send people to kill each other)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd be more than happy to.
What city is best for you?
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (Vote Scott for Dragon Penis!)

text; misfire

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
ok i cave
tell me all the cute boys you know
infomodder: b r u h (d u d e)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Jaime Reyes
Wally West
Tadashi Hamada
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
that is a very short list
hisheartsdesire: (kings 1)

[personal profile] hisheartsdesire 2015-10-04 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Heropa might be good. Have any recommendations?
If you have any preferences, I'm up for suggestions.
infomodder: is not just a song by no doubt but good advice for you right now (don't speak)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You asked for boys so I gave you boys.
itistolaugh: What are you going, Jeff? (We're naked and our balls are out.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
ok ok
i just expected more
idk
enthusiasm?
infomodder: this world is damned (verger babies)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I assume you meant this for a teenage girl instead of me?
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
is this not a teenage girl
infomodder: i only made out with a hot dog once. made out with regular dogs more than i can count. (is a fugly slut)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
no this is a 39 year old man
hi
itistolaugh: (Isn't this just lovely and normal?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
huh weird
hi
textualhealing: (197)

[personal profile] textualhealing 2015-10-04 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Paaaause.

Wait what?]

Nvm.
I just killed my own boner.
infomodder: b r u h (d u d e)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
But you're still bending me over your desk tonight, right?
;)
infomodder: i'm with you (even if you're not with me)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
not the first time it's happened today
how are you
other than boy hunting
itistolaugh: (This scenario is okay if you're Greek.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
im not HUNTING
im just
more like browsing
infomodder: or charity, mostly b/c you just L O V E to abuse my imagination (i never promised you an open heart)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
i hope you are also a teenager
infomodder: feelin like a freight train in need of a haircut (it's just one of those days)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Insert directions to a funky little shack on a beach near Heropa here!]

If you don't mind a little sand, the smell of fish and salt, this place is my favorite off the beaten path bar.
itistolaugh: (The Kobayashi Maru of massages.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
nope!
textualhealing: (215)

[personal profile] textualhealing 2015-10-04 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
And leaving you there.
infomodder: b r u h (d u d e)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
That only works if you tie me up first.
;)
infomodder: b r u h (d u d e)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-04 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[omg why]

As a member of law enforcement I feel obligated to ask your intentions with any list of cute boys.
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