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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[infomodder]

You being in the house makes the house better.

[textualhealing]

Bullshit. It was just as good before I showed up and you're acquiring enough strays to keep it busy.

[aggressiveapathy]

we are not fucking on a fish

[infomodder]

nautical means more than fish
i've seen them with ship shapes

[Wait for it.

Wait.

It is coming.








Prepare.]

we could have our own love boat

[infomodder]

Careful. This stunning, continual display of abysmal self-esteem might lead me to think there is more to you than vanity and ego.
Wouldn't want that.

[infomodder]

You assume that because you want to speak of something in particular, I'm going to simply indulge you?

This is why I suggested we have a word about how relationships function, Dr. Crane. For all your intelligence and learning, you've got no clue how they work.

I wonder if your obsession with fear stems from it being the only thing you do understand. Not unlike an addict, the alkies and junkies passed out in the gutter. I wouldn't support their vices. I'm not going to support yours.

[come back when you wanna murder and eat people tho]

[textualhealing]

What I meant to say was yeah I know, there's no way your house was any good before I showed up.

[infomodder]

That's what I thought.

[textualhealing]

Because I'm great. Tell me I'm great. But then also tell me I suck because I don't wanna smash my office up rn.

[infomodder]

No.

[textualhealing]

Rude.
But srsly I really wanna rampage through Chiltons office one day and I need someone to ego me up. Up for it? You could record it to catch the moment he sheds a single tear at all the shit I break

[infomodder]

Absolutely not up for it. Find someone else.
Better yet, don't do it.

[textualhealing]

Ugh fine I'll get April to come along.

[infomodder]

[cue death of the conversation on will's end]

[performance]

5AM sounds perfect.
I'll buy one of those floppy hats.

[infomodder]

No need. You can pick one you like from the shop and keep it.

[Outfitting all the superchildren in Master Baiter apparel since 2014.]

[performance]

You are ACTUALLY a saint!

[infomodder]

Or I have a surplus of hats that need to go.
See you Saturday.

[and if will gets a late start he's totally running the rest of the way to the shop like so]

[restingstitchface]

[He knows how they work, of course. In his own superior way he understands. People enter relationships because they fear loneliness; dying alone; growing old. It's more that he doesn't accept his obsession. He considers it enlightenment. The only correct way to think, ever.]

Now, that's a funny thing to read from a guy like you, Mr. Graham. Would you like to speak of your record in relationships?

You don't know anything.

[Hannibal, Hannibal, Hannibal.

He is not a child having a temper tantrum, shut up.]

1/3

[textualhealing]

I've been threatening to do it forever.

[textualhealing]

Fred will see the funny side.

[textualhealing]

Don't leave me hanging on a bad note. Give me some love.

[infomodder]

No. That may encourage you in your bad idea.

[infomodder]

[Your fearboner is out of control, Crane.]

You could, but you're not qualified to speak on my record in relationships. You don't know enough about them. "Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; when he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive." You wouldn't want to prove yourself a fool, would you?

[Hannibal and Will don't have a real relationship, and there are only two others from his world running about. Crane's opened this with his relationship regarding Sasha. Will's a married man, has a house full of people he cares for in varying degrees. One bad egg doesn't mean he can't know or understand, and Will's not the one who'll go on in the future to continually hitch himself to Hannibal's side, his name. Fuck that noise. But if Crane wants to go for the whole low-hanging fruit of "you don't know anything" then Will has no problems returning it. How could Crane know? He's not from Baltimore, the entirety of it isn't around. He's tossing off all the other relationships Will has in favor for a non-relationship; rather than rile him up to keep going, the most appropriate method seems to be shutting it down.]

[textualhealing]

How is it a bad idea?! It's a prank at most.