[He should, probably, be a little pissy about this. He will be later, on some level, but now he can't help being almost amused by it. Frederick not telling him pieces of information that Will would consider important? He's totally used to it—and he'll do the same in return if he feels he should, or has to, or if he fucking wants to, really. He might owe Chilton in his own weird way but he doesn't owe him everything. His debt isn't one that means he'll lick his boots and grovel. He's capable of being borderline rude and keeping his own secrets and being petty and if Chilton doesn't want to dwi then he can stop being the same to Will!!!]
I first thought Jesus Christ, but that feels over the line, context considered. [Ha ha ha, except Will says this in the way that implies he doesn't particularly care since he isn't religious, assumes Raina isn't, either. But they can be cultured individuals who respect the names of the holy and sacred, right? Super cultured, very elite, much learned—] I could always set a bag of flaming dog shit on his porch when I get back to give him a hard time about this, only...I assume you might not want that on your porch, too. If there's anything I can do aside from talk to him, let me know, okay?
[he can provide so many bags of flaming dog poo tho like just say the word girl tell him if his assumption is wrong dog poo on fire EVERYWHERE they can add salt and sulfur and stuff and make him think it's lucifer and break them up that way
[ That does break her anger a little. It earns a laugh if only because it's about the most absurdly unexpected form of punishment. Effective but unexpected to hear. ]
I will keep that in mind. Thank you, Will.
[ Raina certainly appreciates what he's offering to do. ]
We'll be in touch. And....let me know, if you can? If you convince him not to sign.
[Ever a fan of this for that, her laughter sparks the same from him, too. Genuine laughter, good in nature...nothing that sounds like he's cracking.]
I will definitely give you a full report after, if there's anything to give. [By which he means, of course, if there's anything to give that he imagines Chilton might not be eager to share. As long as that won't piss off Chilton in Will's direction, naturally. So...there may be either nothing to report or she'll get something super boring. Sorry, hot lips, bros from Baltimore before literally everyone else.] Have a good night, Raina.
[Give Chilton a kiss with a fish fist for him, please and thanks, xoxo.]
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I first thought Jesus Christ, but that feels over the line, context considered. [Ha ha ha, except Will says this in the way that implies he doesn't particularly care since he isn't religious, assumes Raina isn't, either. But they can be cultured individuals who respect the names of the holy and sacred, right? Super cultured, very elite, much learned—] I could always set a bag of flaming dog shit on his porch when I get back to give him a hard time about this, only...I assume you might not want that on your porch, too. If there's anything I can do aside from talk to him, let me know, okay?
[he can provide so many bags of flaming dog poo tho like just say the word girl tell him if his assumption is wrong dog poo on fire EVERYWHERE they can add salt and sulfur and stuff and make him think it's lucifer and break them up that way
this is their design]
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I will keep that in mind. Thank you, Will.
[ Raina certainly appreciates what he's offering to do. ]
We'll be in touch. And....let me know, if you can? If you convince him not to sign.
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I will definitely give you a full report after, if there's anything to give. [By which he means, of course, if there's anything to give that he imagines Chilton might not be eager to share. As long as that won't piss off Chilton in Will's direction, naturally. So...there may be either nothing to report or she'll get something super boring. Sorry, hot lips, bros from Baltimore before literally everyone else.] Have a good night, Raina.
[Give Chilton a kiss with a
fishfist for him, please and thanks, xoxo.]