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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

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[One drunk night...]

Welcome to Superworld. Always time for a first anything here.

[ferrisbuellean]

[Thats basically how most things in Jeff's life come about. Then again, he's drunk all the time so it's a fair assumption.]

Fine. But if you make a big deal about it I'll let your next set of benching weights crush you.

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[ONE WILD NIGHT BLINDED BY THE MOONLIGHT WILL GRAHAM AND JEFF WINGER SWAPPED SPIT FOR AN HOUR AND APRIL ENJOYED THE SHOW IMPORT PORN IS A BUSINESS AND BUSINESS IS GOOD]

Understood.

[ferrisbuellean]

[April is the luckiest.]

I get my own room, right? This isn't some trick to just have me as a bed warmer?

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Your own room, right. So no to the latter, though our room has a door you can use if you do need us for anything.

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If your room's a rockin I won't be knockin.
Which reminds me, what's your policy on guests?

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We don't have one. Never had a need to have a policy on guests.
So just use common sense. If somebody's going to be staying for a while, give us a head's up first. If somebody's dropping by to visit for a few hours or an evening, that's fine. You don't need get permission or anything, but it's nice to know I should pick up some extra groceries or toilet paper or do a load of bath towels or whatever.
If your room's going to be rockin we won't be knockin either.

[But please take the noise levels into account, God, there are babbus around! If he wants to get his ass beat or peel some or gingerroot or have some kinky sex dungeon, for the love of all that is holy and unholy, go somewhere else. Or make sure no one is at home. COMMON SENSE.]

[ferrisbuellean]

[Excuse you, Will, Jeff's not that gross fanfiction book.]

Good to know. Don't worry, I won't be getting regular visits.

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[Court is in Session: 50 Shades of Winger.]

All right. Looking forward to it. We'll see you soon.

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See you Sunday.