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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

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text; AND DONE

[brushoff]

[ man, that was gonna bug him all day, why was he even thinking about Carrie in the first place oh wait shit ]

So yeah, I'm sans one couch again and it's not like I can drop it off on the side of the road or call in a professional cleaner without getting tons of strange questions and I would like it clean or out of my house eventually. Help?

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[infomodder]

oh my god

[infomodder]

DORIAN

[infomodder]

cujo is a terrible story why would you bring it up

[infomodder]

yes it does but
you could also dump it in a lake or body of water
instead of dumping it on me
no offense but we don't have the same amount of room these days
what sort of blood is it anyway?
pig?

[brushoff]

I think so

[ he hopes so ]

There's a shit ton of it, so it's probably pig blood.
and if I was taking it to a lake, I'd need a truck. which I don't have
how many questions would the uhaul people ask me if I returned a truck that kind of smelled like blood?

[infomodder]

probably none
if you tipped them a nice chunk of change
and used some febreeze
or maybe smoked a couple of cigarettes so that was the most noticeable smell

[brushoff]

Note to self: buy febreeze.
thanks for letting me bitch to you about this, by the way

[infomodder]

no problem
i think everyone with that sort of history has one crazy ex
if they don't
they're either very very lucky
or they're the crazy ex
and don't realize it

[brushoff]

I've had two?
no wait three
does it count if one ex tried to kill you but she was a ghost?

[infomodder]

[Well that sure sounds like Dorian is probably also at fault why would anyone come back as a ghost just to try and ruin someone's life without good reason right???]

i'd think that her trying to kill AS a ghost
is a big indicator of there being unresolved issues on multiple levels
but my world doesn't have ghosts capable of that sort of thing
exactly
so
maybe i'm not the best person to ask

[brushoff]

we both had issues
TONS of issues

[ no, Dorian had issues. Dorian had all the issues. ]

[infomodder]

maybe you were both each other's crazy ex
no offense intended

[brushoff]

None taken
I know for a fact that I'm at least one person's crazy ex, could have been hers also

1/3

[infomodder]

butt not crazy enough to ruin a couch with pig's blood?

[infomodder]

*but

[infomodder]

freudian slip?

[Almost 40 years old and groan-laughing at butt.]

[brushoff]

[ almost 150 over here and haha Will said butt ]

keep telling yourself that.

[infomodder]

[men tbh]

can do, thanks for the encouragement

[pet project be like :) ty ty ur da BEST dorian]

[brushoff]

[ this is why you're the best pet project ]

I'm nothing if not encouraging
on a completely different note, what's wrong with Cujo anyway?
(I also don't entirely remember what happened in Cujo so yeah)

[infomodder]

[tell that to chilton]

it's about a dog who was good until he got rabies
rabies drives him to kill several people
Cujo is eventually stopped and beheaded for biopsy
I believe
and later they buy a vaccinated puppy named Willie
not really my thing

[brushoff]

shit
that's brutal

[ VERY brutal ]

[infomodder]

reading it/watching it once is definitely enough for me

[brushoff]

it's put on the 'never gonna watch list' now btw

[infomodder]

that's my good deed of the day done
might as well pack it in at work and go home