a literal cat from hell HE KNEW IT HE KNEW THEY WERE SATANIC MONSTERS ALL ALONG WHY DID HE HAVE TO GET STUCK IN SOME WEIRD ALTERNATE AMERICA FOR IT TO FINALLY BE REVEALED UGH AND HE WON'T REMEMBER THIS IS HE EVER GOES HOME AND IS ALIVE TO SHARE THE NEWS WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD UGH UGH UGH FUCKING CATS ALWAYS WIN THEY'RE LIKE FURRY HANNIBALS UGH WHY]
noted, thanks for telling me Gunther can probably handle it if not i'll just lock him in the bathroom or put him outside
okay ill just make sure to keep chocolate away from him you should bring your favorite food too will
[ She's really excited now. She may not know anything about Christmas, but a nice dinner with new friends she's made in the months she's been here? If only her dad could see how much further she's come since they last met. ]
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there's a difference between not being friendly and being mean
has the cat tried to hurt you or someone else?
[They could always teach the cat some manners.
To act
tastefully.]
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also it belongs to a witch
[ Witch boy.
But that means it's probably not the nicest cat in the world. ]
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a literal cat from hell HE KNEW IT HE KNEW THEY WERE SATANIC MONSTERS ALL ALONG WHY DID HE HAVE TO GET STUCK IN SOME WEIRD ALTERNATE AMERICA FOR IT TO FINALLY BE REVEALED UGH AND HE WON'T REMEMBER THIS IS HE EVER GOES HOME AND IS ALIVE TO SHARE THE NEWS WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD UGH UGH UGH FUCKING CATS ALWAYS WIN THEY'RE LIKE FURRY HANNIBALS UGH WHY]
noted, thanks for telling me
Gunther can probably handle it
if not
i'll just lock him in the bathroom or put him outside
[cats!!!!]
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are there christmas foods for dogs
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Not really
but
he can what I don't and the plate'll be clean that way
[he's kidding
he will clean the plate after his dog slobbers all over it
or just toss scraps down since people get so fussy about their plates' purity]
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you should bring your favorite food too will
[ She's really excited now. She may not know anything about Christmas, but a nice dinner with new friends she's made in the months she's been here? If only her dad could see how much further she's come since they last met. ]
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i'll see what i can come up with
[Other than, like, a bunch of bananas. Bananas don't lie. Can't hide people in a banana. They don't even have any bones.
Bananas are fucking boss.]
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looking forward to it
[no jokes about "i'm not will, you are will"
thanks]