IC contact [Mask or Menace]

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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[purgation]

[Why is everyone choosing now to ask him for specifics? ANY OTHER TIME PEOPLE ARE TOO HAPPY TO BE VAGUE. Just look after the plants, Will! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! Make sure they don't wilt! They're his babies!]

It's better for them if they're left in place. Temperature changes could cause harm. I'll bring the key by.

Where are you?

[Your shop? Your home? THE DATE AUCTION? Don't be at the fucking auction.]

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[Weeeh weeeh mah bebes grow up, man! Get a dog or something.]

That works for me, no problem.
The shop.

[even if April tried to sign him up for that auction, he wouldn't show. Don't be silly.]

handwave?

[purgation]

[SO YOU CAN ADOPT IT? no.]

Of course.

[That's predictable of Will. For once.]

I'll see you soon.

ABSOLUTELY

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[Uh what other reason could their be??? lmao??? it's not like he cares about Yuri or anything lmao lmao lmao (cozy)]

I'll be in the back room.

[sHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU CAN'T PREDICT HIM HE IS A TIDAL WAVE CRASHING ON THE SHORE WEEH WEEH

in the back room doing all his work on the futon fuck everything having a hole in his gut makes getting up a pain y'all can read up on the products you need instead of making him walk over the place smh at these amateurs ABIGAIL FETCH ME THE PENCIL IT'S TOO FAR AWAY STOP CRYING OH MY GOD DON'T EVEN ACT LIKE YOUR OTHER DADS NEVER YELLED AT YOU YOU'RE SUCH AN UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BRAT DO YOU WANT THE OTHER EAR CUZ YOU SURE DON'T SEEM LIKE YOU DO C'MERE DADDY'S GOT YOUR NOSE]