IC contact [Mask or Menace]

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[brushoff]

[ So far, his level of 'pet project' means that he's gotten Will Graham to ignore large quantities of blood. Still, Dorian knows that he can be a step up. he got Alan Campbell to hide a body, after all.

current battle plan: show Will just how TRULY fucked up he is, see the response. ]

I'm giving you every opportunity to back out. But I've been in this world for over a year, and I've learned that in between magic, the Soviets, the government, people who can remove powers, getting locked in someone's basement and everything else that can possibly go wrong, it's wonderful to have a back-up plan.

Are you free any time this week? I have something I want to show you.

[ guess who's gonna see the actual Picture of Dorian Gray, hint, it's Will ]

[infomodder]

[Just feed him people and you got him bro you got him hook line and sinker romantic seaside vacations are in your future there will be murder and love.]

I'm always willing to make time for you, Dorian. When's best for you?

[hell yeah he loves ugly art unless it's fucking banksy]

[brushoff]

[ hey man ain't no skin off dorian's nose, he got his heart eaten once in canon, he can do it again. He's a cannibal's wet dream. ]

Afternoons are generally best: I work evenings. I'll let you pick the date.

[ Banksy's a prick anyway. ]

[infomodder]

Tomorrow.
Where are we meeting?

[his hidden meaning is always "capitalism is bad but i have more money than god so my attempts to make the 99% feel bad about indulging in theme parks is a stunning lack of self-awareness even hannibal lecter hasn't reached" nathan plz]

[brushoff]

[ capitalism is bad and i will show you how capitalism is bad while being a capitalist. capitalismception. ]

Outside the De Chima porter. We'll need to take a bus a little bit out of town but the trip shouldn't take too long.

[infomodder]

[while teaming up with notorious art world hacks like hirst yes this is a good idea]

Got it. I'll be there at 3.
Do I need to bring anything other than myself?

[is dorian going to dump him in a lake]

[brushoff]

[ ain't it dark wrapped up in that tarp will ]

An open mind?
Seriously though, you're good. I'll buy you dinner afterwards.

[infomodder]

[gODDAMNIT]

I had figured. That's a no-brainer when it comes to you.

[when he canon updates this conversation will be SO FUCKING HILARIOUS and he'll never tell dorian why]

The open mind aspect, not that I expect you to treat me to dinner like you owe me.

[like he's a GASP pet]

[brushoff]

Considering what I'm going to show you, it's the least I can do.

See you then.

[ fun times with corpseface.

ALSO, wanna log/spam this? ]

[infomodder]

[ooc. whatever you prefer in regards to log/spam is fine - if you need ac or just want to move it elsewhere i'm perfectly cool with a log. i can put it up if you'd like, too, but spam here is also fine. i just wanted to ask you first because i know his ic contact's gotten a little huge and can sometimes to be a pain to load (at least for me) while a log isn't as bogged down so!]

[brushoff]

[ ooc: lmao, whatever is fine with you is fine with me. I'm aokay wrt ac but we can do log just for ease of not making Will's bloated ic contact even more bloated?

but like I said, i'm good with whatever, you can have whatever you like ]