IC contact [Mask or Menace]

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[textualhealing]

You spoil them.

And such a thing is possible. You just haven't seen my power in action.

[infomodder]

No. I take care of them.

[Says the guy who makes all their food from scratch. Shh.]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours?

[textualhealing]

[Eye rolling at his phone, kthx.]

I've seen yours. Kind of.

We're still talking about powers, right?

[infomodder]

[Doubles the rent tbh.]

Right.

[textualhealing]

I can't show you. Not unless you're prepared to boost my ego a whole lot.

[Which is actually ridiculously easy. It's a miracle he's not done it in the house yet.]

[infomodder]

I don't do that enough already?

[textualhealing]

Apparently not. I deserve it more.

[infomodder]

So what, I just have to flatter you a lot and it kicks in?

[textualhealing]

Sort of. Yeah. Somedays it's worse than others. Sometimes getting the ego up and then breaking it works better. Sometimes just taking anxiety meds and hearing a few compliments is enough.

[infomodder]

[jeff that sounds like erectile dysfunction]

and here i just make stags using shadows

[textualhealing]

[Totally is.]

I also shoot balls that you've seen before and have super cool/annoying adaptive powers.

[infomodder]

I remember your balls. [ok]
You've seen my eyes, I can't really show you the other one. Not unless you trust me to know what I'm doing.

[textualhealing]

Why? Is it dangerous?

[infomodder]

Would be for somebody else.
Are you willing to watch me put lethal poisons in my food and eat it without trying to stop me from doing so at any point? Or consume it straight. I can do that, too.

[textualhealing]

Why would you even?

[infomodder]

Because that's my other power.
And it makes everything have a nice fruity taste.

[textualhealing]

Then just drink fruit juice, dude, don't drink bleach.

[infomodder]

You're missing the point.
I'm immune to poison. The only way to show that as true is to put poison in me. Or overdose on some drug, I assume. I haven't tried that one yet.

[textualhealing]

Plz don't try it.

[infomodder]

I wouldn't know where to get it if I wanted to, so we're good on that one.

[textualhealing]

Ok good. I believe you. You don't need to show me.

[infomodder]

Nice to hear.
This needs to remain between us, by the way.

[textualhealing]

Uh yeah, likewise. I don't want people knowing about adaption or hulk tbh. They can know about my balls tho. My balls aren't a secret.

[infomodder]

No problem. I only discuss your balls with April, though. Those are for you to expose. Not me.

[badum tish]

[textualhealing]

April sees my balls at work anyway.