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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

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[ferrisbuellean]

I got money. I can move. Where am I going?

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[COME LIVE WITH THEM]

You looking at coming to Heropa?

[ferrisbuellean]

Seems like a prime location. Heropa's good, right?

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We've found it a good place.

There is an open room at our house, actually. You're more than welcome to fill it.

[Please come fill the void in their hearts, Uncle Jeff. C:]

[ferrisbuellean]

[Paaause. Give Jeff a few minutes to process that.]

Did you just offer me a room?

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Yes. I guarantee you a cheaper rent than you'll find anywhere else that isn't a cardboard box in an alley, too.

[They are NOT going to fuck Jeff over with the rent, ever. He's not Ben.]

[ferrisbuellean]

But. You don't even know what I'm like to live with.

[Why are people nice to him?!]

[infomodder]

True. You don't know what we're like to live with, either. Could be a risk! But it's a risk I'm willing to take.

[Not the worst risk he's ever taken, plz Jeff, it can't be so bad. Just don't murder people in the kitchen, and all is well. #lowstandards]

[ferrisbuellean]

Well so long as you guys are clean.

[He doesn't need to OCD clean the apartment does he?!]

I guess moving in with you guys would be alright while I look for the perfect place

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[There is a joke here about how April and Will got tested before their marriage, they are totally clean. He does not make it.]

Our place isn't spotless, but it's not dirty. No worries. And if you live here, I suppose that shirtless rule is no longer in place.

When should we expect you by?

[ferrisbuellean]

[It'll be cleaner once Jeff gets there.]

I have like 0 stuff to move so I guess in the next few days. Or weeks. Whatever works for you guys.

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[More like sexier. Eyebrow waggle, AYYYYYY]

Whenever you want is fine. I'm not doing anything much for the Fourth. Crawl out on the roof and watch fireworks, that's about it. You could come today or tomorrow and it wouldn't be a big deal. That room's clean.

[ferrisbuellean]

[Damn right!]

Maybe Sunday? [He's too busy spending 4th alone to consider moving.]

You don't wait around.

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I'm a man of action, Jeff Winger.

You want a specific meal for dinner that doesn't include meat? If you're moving in, might as well make you a welcoming something.

[ferrisbuellean]

[Uh. What is this? Meals sounds too friendly. It's suspicious. Friends are suspicious.]

I don't need anything. I mean my meals aren't exactly interesting.
You sure this is ok with April?

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[Are friends with benefits less suspicious?]

Do I really seem like an asshole husband?
Of course she's ok with it! We communicate.

[In bed...literally.]

[ferrisbuellean]

[Friends with benefits are totally different!]

Hey, I had to ask. It's just. The only time I've lived with friends is when I was homeless and desperate. It's not something I've ever really done.

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[One drunk night...]

Welcome to Superworld. Always time for a first anything here.

[ferrisbuellean]

[Thats basically how most things in Jeff's life come about. Then again, he's drunk all the time so it's a fair assumption.]

Fine. But if you make a big deal about it I'll let your next set of benching weights crush you.

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[ONE WILD NIGHT BLINDED BY THE MOONLIGHT WILL GRAHAM AND JEFF WINGER SWAPPED SPIT FOR AN HOUR AND APRIL ENJOYED THE SHOW IMPORT PORN IS A BUSINESS AND BUSINESS IS GOOD]

Understood.

[ferrisbuellean]

[April is the luckiest.]

I get my own room, right? This isn't some trick to just have me as a bed warmer?

[infomodder]

Your own room, right. So no to the latter, though our room has a door you can use if you do need us for anything.

[ferrisbuellean]

If your room's a rockin I won't be knockin.
Which reminds me, what's your policy on guests?

[infomodder]

We don't have one. Never had a need to have a policy on guests.
So just use common sense. If somebody's going to be staying for a while, give us a head's up first. If somebody's dropping by to visit for a few hours or an evening, that's fine. You don't need get permission or anything, but it's nice to know I should pick up some extra groceries or toilet paper or do a load of bath towels or whatever.
If your room's going to be rockin we won't be knockin either.

[But please take the noise levels into account, God, there are babbus around! If he wants to get his ass beat or peel some or gingerroot or have some kinky sex dungeon, for the love of all that is holy and unholy, go somewhere else. Or make sure no one is at home. COMMON SENSE.]

[ferrisbuellean]

[Excuse you, Will, Jeff's not that gross fanfiction book.]

Good to know. Don't worry, I won't be getting regular visits.