infomodder | IC contact [Mask or Menace]

[WHAT THE FUCK]

uhhhh dude i'm not ripping off mike
that's how ppl get shot
he said u were in business together now, just take the money for him

[WHAT THE FUCK IS RIGHT]

mike's wrong we're NOT in the business together
[will and freddie are tho and that's okay #baltimore]
he left town and i salvaged what he had in his room before i moved we are not in ANY business together NO ONE IS GOING TO GET SHOT

[...]

u sure

[plz don't make him question himself jayden that is so rude]

yes i am sure

[WELP IF WILL GRAHAM SAYS SO IT MUST BE TRUE]

in that case can i have a half instead

[why don't you just take all of it!!!! you little shit!!!!!! UNGRATEFUL ABIGAIL HOBBS-DATING CHIA PET RUSSIAN GRUMP GRUMP GRUMBLE DAD COMPLAINTS INTENSIFY]

sounds good to me but you have to come get it be proactive

[Awwwww, you love him, don't play.]

ok sure, where?

[HE PUTS PEOPLE ON CAVE BEAR SKELETONS HOW IS THAT PLAYING]

the shop ETA?

[because he shares a room now and doesn't want to imagine what could happen to a bunch of raccoons if they got into the ganja]

uh, gimme an hour?

see you then

[Even if "an hour" isn't actually accurate, it's not like Will's going anywhere for a while. So.

Unless three hours pass without any word, he'll leave it as it is.]

[For showing up to score weed, he is surprisingly on time. He saunters into the shop, looking around.]

Hello?

[There is temptation to turn around the hat he's wearing, but he resists. Too much effort, not enough pay off. Instead, Jayden gets a call of back here from the back room. Will is set up on the futon, going over a folder, Gunther's head in his lap and some health nut granola bar in one hand.

Jayden will probably be more drawn to the bag on the table that has no special paper wrapping, nothing to conceal what's inside it. Just failure FBI and his dog and a chunk of marijuana, nothing out of the ordinary here.]

[Jayden wanders in and that is definitely a giant bag of bud right there.]

...Shit, you weren't kidding.

[It definitely is! And Will is definitely content and intent to stay just where he is. He looks up from whatever numbers he's jotting down only after Jayden speaks. Gunther doesn't match up with that—he's had his eyes on Jayden since the moment he came into the room. Not getting up, but his tail is starting to wiggle enough to be noticeable.]

Mike was already gone when I went back to get everything and move. [Bland, dry, there is nothing interesting here, it's totally a normal day in the neighborhood.] Didn't want anyone else to stumble in and find his stash.

[Up goes the one good shoulder. It seemed like the best course of action at the time. Granted, he was stuck with it and had to deal by either going through that with April or getting rid of it himself, but that was one minor "stress" he was more than willing to deal take on.]

And you're sure I can just have it? Mike isn't gonna miss it?

[He's pretty sure guys have been shanked and shot for stuff like this. #thuglife]

[Why is Jaydn kid being so hesitant about this, Will's patience is wearing thin.]

I'm sure. [If anyone gets shot or shanked for this, it'll be Will. And he's already dealt with being shot and nearly disemboweled/gutted, he'll be fine. Baltimore's world has a mutation of human known as Homo recovers from fucking everything, my God. Grumble grumble, finishes off that granola bar, makes a ball out of the wrapper, and tosses it into the trash.] Wouldn't've offered if I wasn't.

[You can trust me.]

[Jayden is unsure if he can trust Will Graham. He's been unsure of this for awhile now. But he grabs the bag and conceals it inside his hoodie. Part of him just wants to say goodbye and leave because Will looks busy, but... he did disappear and come back injured not long ago. So he stalls by the door, shifting his weight from foot to foot, looking down.]

So, um, did you ever figure out why Yuri gave you that book?

[Well now, there is one question Will wasn't expecting. His focus turns to Jayden and Jayden only, lips twisted. Words have meaning, agenda. It's never a bad idea to taste an answer before he spits it out.]

I think it had to do with it being by a Russian author and easily accessible in English. It's not a book I'd find boring or unable to read due to the way it was written. [For other reasons, sure. Will Graham may pretend to be a lowly fisherman who is not much outside of it, but Yuri knows him to be smart. Capable of enjoying books written in certain styles others might find boring or bothersome.] I gave him a copy of To Kill A Mockingbird in return.

[This for that: misery that was warranted versus misery that was not warranted. Sharing their respective homes, stories from them. He shifts in his seat, crossing his legs in a way that's less Will Graham and more...respectable. What one might expect from a doctor about to hear their life story.]

Thanks for humoring me when I asked about it, though.

[Jayden snorts.]

I gave him a book for Christmas, too. Maybe between the two of us we can get the stick out of his ass.

[Despite trying to be the adult in the situation and despite how he has come to actually enjoy and appreciate Yuri instead of the exact opposite, Will can't help but let out the shortest excuse for a laugh there ever was.]

What book?

[Jayden appreciates Yuri too, but that doesn't stop him from making fun of the guy. Yuri is a little too ridiculous to take completely seriously.]

It was called something like, How to Make Friends and Influence People.

[He thought it was funny.]

[Jayden's not the only one who finds it find, and Will's face does a poor job of keeping that at bay. Whoops. Maybe that bag of pot was fuller at the start of the day, who knows.]

I'm sure he enjoyed that one.

[He better have, Goddamnit. It's genius.]

He gave me a book of Russian literature in Russian. If I'm supposed to suffer through that, he can suffer through mine.

[Hey man, no judgment. Maybe one day they can toke together if they ever get on the same page again.]

[He shrugs one shoulder at that; come on, kid, he's not judging. This is approval! Will totally couldn't get away with that one, he's too old and ~wise~ and crap like that. Oh, the joy of youth.

To be young again...]

Isn't that just another part of friendship?

[Mutual suffering makes good friends into great ones. Provided that suffering is just sharing books and music and whatnot, as opposed to lethal assault.

The latter is not friendship ever. See? Wisdom!]

I guess so.

[A small smile.]

Well, uh... good to see you.

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