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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[Those are two completely incomparable situations

one is more difficult than the other!!!]

Just give me a head's up if the number gets above 15. [that is such a huge number maybe they can not ever get to that point please God] I'll be there.

[Assuming he gets out of the hospital okay.

And doesn't have to go back in.

#thingsheprobablybetternotsay]

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[ whoa check your human population privilege will ]

okay it might
but ill let you know
you should bring the dog too

2/2 SURPRISE

[huntergames]

actually
does he like cats

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[WOW. Will trains his dogs to behave and to respect all the creatures that are not, like, the little ones around the yard they can crunch on accident.

Humans are the only ones who kill to kill his ass.]

yeah he gets along fine with them
used to have one at the shop and moving to another house here that has a cat
he's good with all kinds of animals as long as they aren't outright vicious
even then he just hides or comes to me about it
he's a good boy

[huntergames]

one of my friends is bringing his cat
his cat isnt very friendly

[ She doesn't really like that cat...

Slowly following in Food Dad's footsteps. ]

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[Good, more dog lovers. It is needed.]

there's a difference between not being friendly and being mean
has the cat tried to hurt you or someone else?

[They could always teach the cat some manners.

To act

tastefully.]

[huntergames]

it has this kind of look
also it belongs to a witch

[ Witch boy.

But that means it's probably not the nicest cat in the world. ]

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[Holy shit.

a literal cat from hell HE KNEW IT HE KNEW THEY WERE SATANIC MONSTERS ALL ALONG WHY DID HE HAVE TO GET STUCK IN SOME WEIRD ALTERNATE AMERICA FOR IT TO FINALLY BE REVEALED UGH AND HE WON'T REMEMBER THIS IS HE EVER GOES HOME AND IS ALIVE TO SHARE THE NEWS WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD UGH UGH UGH FUCKING CATS ALWAYS WIN THEY'RE LIKE FURRY HANNIBALS UGH WHY]

noted, thanks for telling me
Gunther can probably handle it
if not
i'll just lock him in the bathroom or put him outside

[cats!!!!]

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gunther should have something too at the dinner
are there christmas foods for dogs

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[Oh precious child.]

Not really
but
he can what I don't and the plate'll be clean that way

[he's kidding

he will clean the plate after his dog slobbers all over it

or just toss scraps down since people get so fussy about their plates' purity]

[huntergames]

okay ill just make sure to keep chocolate away from him
you should bring your favorite food too will

[ She's really excited now. She may not know anything about Christmas, but a nice dinner with new friends she's made in the months she's been here? If only her dad could see how much further she's come since they last met. ]

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well if you're asking
i'll see what i can come up with

[Other than, like, a bunch of bananas. Bananas don't lie. Can't hide people in a banana. They don't even have any bones.

Bananas are fucking boss.]

[huntergames]

ill see you next saturday then

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yes you will
looking forward to it

[no jokes about "i'm not will, you are will"

thanks]