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ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote2016-04-14 08:35 pm
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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]
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purgation: THAT'S YOUR DEFAULT, IT IS KNOWN (losing my shit)

TEXT | Forward dated to late evening 12/13/2014

[personal profile] purgation 2014-12-10 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to be out of town for a couple of weeks.
Would it be possible for you to look after my houseplants for me while I am gone?
infomodder: we were the better kind, two the same, set free (i put my trust in you)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-12-10 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[what crime did he commit to deserve thi—
oh right
everything

everything]

Do you want me to check in on them at your place or pick them up and bring them to mine?

[He would respect the plants if he had to take them to his place, no doubts. It's not like he's gonna invite Freddie over and they'll pour hard liquor in the soil and laugh as the plants start withering. That's 2 low.]
purgation: THAT'S YOUR DEFAULT, IT IS KNOWN (500 teas no sleep)

[personal profile] purgation 2014-12-10 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Why is everyone choosing now to ask him for specifics? ANY OTHER TIME PEOPLE ARE TOO HAPPY TO BE VAGUE. Just look after the plants, Will! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! Make sure they don't wilt! They're his babies!]

It's better for them if they're left in place. Temperature changes could cause harm. I'll bring the key by.

Where are you?

[Your shop? Your home? THE DATE AUCTION? Don't be at the fucking auction.]
infomodder: ten thousand people in the freezer, maybe more. no, definitely more. everything is awful. ([ the sound of silence ])

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-12-10 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Weeeh weeeh mah bebes grow up, man! Get a dog or something.]

That works for me, no problem.
The shop.

[even if April tried to sign him up for that auction, he wouldn't show. Don't be silly.]
purgation: THAT'S YOUR DEFAULT, IT IS KNOWN (yuri targaryen ♥)

handwave?

[personal profile] purgation 2014-12-11 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[SO YOU CAN ADOPT IT? no.]

Of course.

[That's predictable of Will. For once.]

I'll see you soon.
infomodder: I KNOW WHAT'S REAL. (DON'T TELL ME WHAT'S REAL)

ABSOLUTELY

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-12-11 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Uh what other reason could their be??? lmao??? it's not like he cares about Yuri or anything lmao lmao lmao (cozy)]

I'll be in the back room.

[sHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU CAN'T PREDICT HIM HE IS A TIDAL WAVE CRASHING ON THE SHORE WEEH WEEH

in the back room doing all his work on the futon fuck everything having a hole in his gut makes getting up a pain y'all can read up on the products you need instead of making him walk over the place smh at these amateurs ABIGAIL FETCH ME THE PENCIL IT'S TOO FAR AWAY STOP CRYING OH MY GOD DON'T EVEN ACT LIKE YOUR OTHER DADS NEVER YELLED AT YOU YOU'RE SUCH AN UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BRAT DO YOU WANT THE OTHER EAR CUZ YOU SURE DON'T SEEM LIKE YOU DO C'MERE DADDY'S GOT YOUR NOSE]
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