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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

Comments

8.02.14

[aggressiveapathy]

[Because she takes a day to actually bother checking that he was, indeed, gone. But seriously, man. Who else would leave a shark t-shirt in a dog card? Will's slightly more balanced twin brother?]

you could have just sign it
but
thanks

[infomodder]

[Alas, only child.]

i COULD have
but i wrote my name all over it in every other way
you're welcome
they were in a new magazine of fishing shirts
those were the only ones i ordered
they fit, right?

[They should fit exactly, which he'll blame on "I sell shirts" as opposed to "great memory."]

[aggressiveapathy]

yeah
thanks for taking notes outside my window or night or something
guys usually don't go that extra mile
in this universe

[infomodder]

[RUDE]

i didn't take notes outside your window!
i sell shirts now, i've got used to the sizes and measurements
i sized you up when we were talking about the shark, when i could see you
not really an extra mile

[aggressiveapathy]

why not?

[infomodder]

are you asking why am i not taking notes outside your window at night?

[aggressiveapathy]

yeah
my hair has been amazing this month
like heat activated or something

1/3

[infomodder]

i see that the clams i've been giving the raccoons has paid off
your hair was better last month

2/3

[infomodder]

j/k

[infomodder]

[j/k about WHICH PART he won't say]

i'm not stalking you because i'm not a stalker
did you think i was?

[aggressiveapathy]

better?
now i know you're not watching me
and you're the one robotagging sharks
plus moving to virginia
that's stalking tendencies and bad life choices checked off

[infomodder]

[...well.]

i'm not watching you like THAT
i read the network when there's not much to do at work
i've got a few people from my world that i keep a strict eye on
and a few people here that i like to follow along when i can
it's not stalking if it's for public consumption

[One day, he'll look back on that last part and his stomach will promptly turn. Also yes he did just let her in on his not-so-best kept secret, though he's never really let on before that it applied to people outside of what at least one Roomba just seems to consider Baltimore. So casually, too!]

you weren't saying that when i mentioned naming the next shark after you
i lived in virginia back home
where i lived is nice
de chima's not so bad

[aggressiveapathy]

i didn't say it was a bad thing
the stalking i mean
which you online do
virginia is another story
the motto is 'for lovers'
that is trying way too hard

[infomodder]

that's different than standing outside people's houses at night watching in
that's very different
that's a lot of effort and veers into the illegal
i didn't settle there for the motto i settled there because it was a good fit for me
what did virginia do to you?

[Someone else might ask "did it hit your dog?" but it's Will.

He """found""" the dog before Virginia could hit it.]

[aggressiveapathy]

the effort is what makes it special
and it's just
isn't it weird?
like i couldn't go to indiana
it's not where i'm from
here

[There's a small chance she's annoyed when people she enjoys move away from easy harassing distance.

A small one.]

[infomodder]

i know what happens when that effort goes wrong
it's not the virginia i knew but it's similar enough
i'm sure i could go back to where i lived and it wouldn't be the same
close but not right
makes it worse
so i haven't checked into seeing what it's like
probably better if i didn't

[Going back to Wolf Trap and seeing everything the same...but his property, what? A grocery store, maybe? No thanks.]

i was not aware the crossroads of america was in regards to vampires
that's how they've been getting in? indiana?

[aggressiveapathy]

it's a complicated ancient curse
mormons were involved
i think
i try not to dwell on anything that happened more than a month ago
waste of energy

[infomodder]

i haven't met any mormons in virginia
i think we're safe from the ancient curse
protected by the lovers' love?
or maybe it's because i don't go out
and i live in an isolated part that mormons or vampires wouldn't want anything to do with
you're safe from the people in virginia if you know where to go

[His roommate is a vampire. Ha. Haha.]

i'll still be in heropa for work though

[aggressiveapathy]

we have superpowers
and animal sidekicks
we're safe from almost all people

so you didn't burn it for the insurance money

[infomodder]

[Will had seven dogs and yet, somehow, a serial killer managed to get into his house and crawl under his bed without them barking. No one is safe.]

no way
the shop's one of the best thing i've had to my name in a long time
i might make another one for up here but i can't do two on my own
can any of your raccoons run a cash register?

[aggressiveapathy]

my raccoons can do taxes
for the right reward
but aren't your world buddies here

[infomodder]

free clams??
my world buddies are here
but we're not all buddies
in any form of the word
it's complicated
and most of them are above cash register work
education-wise i mean
they wouldn't do it
i wouldn't want them to

[aggressiveapathy]

not even your teenager?

[ Someone does not have a monopoly on the network stalking game. ]

[infomodder]

[thank joseph smith this is text]

if she wanted to, i'd let her
but i think she deserves more than that

[aggressiveapathy]

[ Well, then. She'd put her money on it just being a world thing. But deserving better? ]
yeah
history
okay
so you could commandeer a different less amazing teen
my stupid boss is making people into career councilors
some registration hater they meet will want the job