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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[aggressiveapathy]

why not?

[infomodder]

are you asking why am i not taking notes outside your window at night?

[aggressiveapathy]

yeah
my hair has been amazing this month
like heat activated or something

1/3

[infomodder]

i see that the clams i've been giving the raccoons has paid off
your hair was better last month

2/3

[infomodder]

j/k

[infomodder]

[j/k about WHICH PART he won't say]

i'm not stalking you because i'm not a stalker
did you think i was?

[aggressiveapathy]

better?
now i know you're not watching me
and you're the one robotagging sharks
plus moving to virginia
that's stalking tendencies and bad life choices checked off

[infomodder]

[...well.]

i'm not watching you like THAT
i read the network when there's not much to do at work
i've got a few people from my world that i keep a strict eye on
and a few people here that i like to follow along when i can
it's not stalking if it's for public consumption

[One day, he'll look back on that last part and his stomach will promptly turn. Also yes he did just let her in on his not-so-best kept secret, though he's never really let on before that it applied to people outside of what at least one Roomba just seems to consider Baltimore. So casually, too!]

you weren't saying that when i mentioned naming the next shark after you
i lived in virginia back home
where i lived is nice
de chima's not so bad

[aggressiveapathy]

i didn't say it was a bad thing
the stalking i mean
which you online do
virginia is another story
the motto is 'for lovers'
that is trying way too hard

[infomodder]

that's different than standing outside people's houses at night watching in
that's very different
that's a lot of effort and veers into the illegal
i didn't settle there for the motto i settled there because it was a good fit for me
what did virginia do to you?

[Someone else might ask "did it hit your dog?" but it's Will.

He """found""" the dog before Virginia could hit it.]

[aggressiveapathy]

the effort is what makes it special
and it's just
isn't it weird?
like i couldn't go to indiana
it's not where i'm from
here

[There's a small chance she's annoyed when people she enjoys move away from easy harassing distance.

A small one.]

[infomodder]

i know what happens when that effort goes wrong
it's not the virginia i knew but it's similar enough
i'm sure i could go back to where i lived and it wouldn't be the same
close but not right
makes it worse
so i haven't checked into seeing what it's like
probably better if i didn't

[Going back to Wolf Trap and seeing everything the same...but his property, what? A grocery store, maybe? No thanks.]

i was not aware the crossroads of america was in regards to vampires
that's how they've been getting in? indiana?

[aggressiveapathy]

it's a complicated ancient curse
mormons were involved
i think
i try not to dwell on anything that happened more than a month ago
waste of energy

[infomodder]

i haven't met any mormons in virginia
i think we're safe from the ancient curse
protected by the lovers' love?
or maybe it's because i don't go out
and i live in an isolated part that mormons or vampires wouldn't want anything to do with
you're safe from the people in virginia if you know where to go

[His roommate is a vampire. Ha. Haha.]

i'll still be in heropa for work though

[aggressiveapathy]

we have superpowers
and animal sidekicks
we're safe from almost all people

so you didn't burn it for the insurance money

[infomodder]

[Will had seven dogs and yet, somehow, a serial killer managed to get into his house and crawl under his bed without them barking. No one is safe.]

no way
the shop's one of the best thing i've had to my name in a long time
i might make another one for up here but i can't do two on my own
can any of your raccoons run a cash register?

[aggressiveapathy]

my raccoons can do taxes
for the right reward
but aren't your world buddies here

[infomodder]

free clams??
my world buddies are here
but we're not all buddies
in any form of the word
it's complicated
and most of them are above cash register work
education-wise i mean
they wouldn't do it
i wouldn't want them to

[aggressiveapathy]

not even your teenager?

[ Someone does not have a monopoly on the network stalking game. ]

[infomodder]

[thank joseph smith this is text]

if she wanted to, i'd let her
but i think she deserves more than that

[aggressiveapathy]

[ Well, then. She'd put her money on it just being a world thing. But deserving better? ]
yeah
history
okay
so you could commandeer a different less amazing teen
my stupid boss is making people into career councilors
some registration hater they meet will want the job

[infomodder]

lots of history
why would i want a teen if i could get a raccoon for the right reward
people would come by JUST to see the raccoon and experience it taking their money and give out proper change
they can also get away with biting/scratching customers
i can't get away with that
teenagers can't get away with that
perfect cashier

[aggressiveapathy]

ikr?
tell that to city government
so ungrateful
the things people bitch about
they deserve a gnawing
just don't leave the trash can out

[infomodder]

you tell them for me
but don't include my name

[Government work! The benefits were pretty nice.

Until they got taken away and he was put on the same plan as a bunch of criminally insane people stuck under Chilton's care.

"care"

"""care"""]

never leave the trash out around raccoons
i'll just feed them whatever they want
i'm pretty good with them, too
if they're like mathematically competent versions of the wild ones i had back home
i'd be pretty good with yours
the bats can stay with you though
preferably stay with you

[Yes, his raccoon history is...good.]

[aggressiveapathy]

picky
the raccoons may work for food and petting and occasional blackmail material
but keeping the others away takes payment to me