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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[redhairring]

as i've told you before
god no

[lackey]

god no
a lot of people feel that way about dogs
but then they get one and realize they were wrong

[redhairring]

i'm not a lot of people

[lackey]

there are small dogs you know
small fluffy
some women put them in purses
dress them up
collars with print

[redhairring]

but then there's a dog in my purse
i'm not putting a dog anywhere near my makeup
or my wallet
or my camera
ESPECIALLY my camera

[lackey]

what
is your camera like your baby

TEXT | Forward dated to late evening 12/13/2014

[purgation]

I'm going to be out of town for a couple of weeks.
Would it be possible for you to look after my houseplants for me while I am gone?

[infomodder]

[what crime did he commit to deserve thi—
oh right
everything

everything]

Do you want me to check in on them at your place or pick them up and bring them to mine?

[He would respect the plants if he had to take them to his place, no doubts. It's not like he's gonna invite Freddie over and they'll pour hard liquor in the soil and laugh as the plants start withering. That's 2 low.]

[purgation]

[Why is everyone choosing now to ask him for specifics? ANY OTHER TIME PEOPLE ARE TOO HAPPY TO BE VAGUE. Just look after the plants, Will! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! Make sure they don't wilt! They're his babies!]

It's better for them if they're left in place. Temperature changes could cause harm. I'll bring the key by.

Where are you?

[Your shop? Your home? THE DATE AUCTION? Don't be at the fucking auction.]

[infomodder]

[Weeeh weeeh mah bebes grow up, man! Get a dog or something.]

That works for me, no problem.
The shop.

[even if April tried to sign him up for that auction, he wouldn't show. Don't be silly.]

handwave?

[purgation]

[SO YOU CAN ADOPT IT? no.]

Of course.

[That's predictable of Will. For once.]

I'll see you soon.

ABSOLUTELY

[infomodder]

[Uh what other reason could their be??? lmao??? it's not like he cares about Yuri or anything lmao lmao lmao (cozy)]

I'll be in the back room.

[sHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU CAN'T PREDICT HIM HE IS A TIDAL WAVE CRASHING ON THE SHORE WEEH WEEH

in the back room doing all his work on the futon fuck everything having a hole in his gut makes getting up a pain y'all can read up on the products you need instead of making him walk over the place smh at these amateurs ABIGAIL FETCH ME THE PENCIL IT'S TOO FAR AWAY STOP CRYING OH MY GOD DON'T EVEN ACT LIKE YOUR OTHER DADS NEVER YELLED AT YOU YOU'RE SUCH AN UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BRAT DO YOU WANT THE OTHER EAR CUZ YOU SURE DON'T SEEM LIKE YOU DO C'MERE DADDY'S GOT YOUR NOSE]

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[huntergames]

hello will
my housemate and i are going to have a christmas dinner next saturday
id like it if you could come

[ people won't be served, she promises. ]

[infomodder]

[sad cannibal noises]

You mean Saturday after this upcoming one, right?
I might be able to make it.
What's for dinner?

[huntergames]

yes thats right
laurie and i will make a ham and maybe cheesecake
everyone can bring something they like to eat and we can share and enjoy it together
laurie calls it a potluck

[infomodder]

[A ham.

A ham.

So innocent.]

Has anyone already volunteered to drinks? I could do drinks.

[red solo cup is NOT people]

[huntergames]

[ Sasha Verger. ]

nobody yet
if you want to do that you can
what sort of drinks do they have at christmas dinner besides eggnog

[infomodder]

[Sasha if you have a brother you should just kill him right now okay.]

Should be whatever people want to drink, same as any other day.
How many have you invited? Are they all closer to your age?

[Can he just dazzle the Titan World people with sparkling white grape juice ooh ahh it's ACTUALLY COLD WOW]

[huntergames]

not a lot yet but i said they could bring friends if theyd like
i asked two of my housemates to come and two of my comrades
and then there's a few more i want to ask

[infomodder]

[there are going to be so many peoples there it's like

having to be sociable???

Maybe he can just bring drinks and eat some spinach and leave. Technically, he's still appearing long enough to show support.]

All right. That sounds good to me. [So drinks for a least a dozen people basically. Holy God how did Hannibal ever manage it Will's already imagining clawing his face off.] What time and what's the address?

[Note he's not asking about bringing any of his friends.

They're uh.

Maybe not.]

[huntergames]

[ Hey if Sasha can leave her village at 12 to explore the (walled off) world then Will can mingle with like 20 people at a party. ]

there might be more im not sure
ill check before we finish all the preparations
six o clock and at house 24 in heropa

[infomodder]

[Those are two completely incomparable situations

one is more difficult than the other!!!]

Just give me a head's up if the number gets above 15. [that is such a huge number maybe they can not ever get to that point please God] I'll be there.

[Assuming he gets out of the hospital okay.

And doesn't have to go back in.

#thingsheprobablybetternotsay]

[huntergames]

[ whoa check your human population privilege will ]

okay it might
but ill let you know
you should bring the dog too

2/2 SURPRISE

[huntergames]

actually
does he like cats

[infomodder]

[WOW. Will trains his dogs to behave and to respect all the creatures that are not, like, the little ones around the yard they can crunch on accident.

Humans are the only ones who kill to kill his ass.]

yeah he gets along fine with them
used to have one at the shop and moving to another house here that has a cat
he's good with all kinds of animals as long as they aren't outright vicious
even then he just hides or comes to me about it
he's a good boy