IC contact [Mask or Menace]

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[brushoff]

CARRIE. It's Carrie.

text; AND DONE

[brushoff]

[ man, that was gonna bug him all day, why was he even thinking about Carrie in the first place oh wait shit ]

So yeah, I'm sans one couch again and it's not like I can drop it off on the side of the road or call in a professional cleaner without getting tons of strange questions and I would like it clean or out of my house eventually. Help?

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[infomodder]

oh my god

[infomodder]

DORIAN

[infomodder]

cujo is a terrible story why would you bring it up

[infomodder]

yes it does but
you could also dump it in a lake or body of water
instead of dumping it on me
no offense but we don't have the same amount of room these days
what sort of blood is it anyway?
pig?

[brushoff]

I think so

[ he hopes so ]

There's a shit ton of it, so it's probably pig blood.
and if I was taking it to a lake, I'd need a truck. which I don't have
how many questions would the uhaul people ask me if I returned a truck that kind of smelled like blood?

[infomodder]

probably none
if you tipped them a nice chunk of change
and used some febreeze
or maybe smoked a couple of cigarettes so that was the most noticeable smell

[brushoff]

Note to self: buy febreeze.
thanks for letting me bitch to you about this, by the way

[infomodder]

no problem
i think everyone with that sort of history has one crazy ex
if they don't
they're either very very lucky
or they're the crazy ex
and don't realize it

[brushoff]

I've had two?
no wait three
does it count if one ex tried to kill you but she was a ghost?

[infomodder]

[Well that sure sounds like Dorian is probably also at fault why would anyone come back as a ghost just to try and ruin someone's life without good reason right???]

i'd think that her trying to kill AS a ghost
is a big indicator of there being unresolved issues on multiple levels
but my world doesn't have ghosts capable of that sort of thing
exactly
so
maybe i'm not the best person to ask

[runningstart]

hey i resemble that remark

but fine i wont invite any third wheels or anything
dont get ur shotgun grandpa

[brushoff]

we both had issues
TONS of issues

[ no, Dorian had issues. Dorian had all the issues. ]

[infomodder]

maybe you were both each other's crazy ex
no offense intended

[infomodder]

the shotgun stays under the counter
dont worry

see you on friday

[infomodder]

It's part of my job to pass along concerns and complaints. What happens after that isn't something I can predict, though I'd wager in this case...

[A heavy, long pause, as though Will is seriously needing to think this over...except it's just for drama.]

...they toss it and do nothing. So it's not worth bringing to their attention.

[cuff]

[ Bum bumm bummm.... DRAMATIC REVERB!! Fine, everyone always ruins his fun. A guy's gotta get angry every now and again, okay. Especially if that guy is Ray. ]

Just one less excuse to get in trouble over a fist fight.

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[abduxel]

Hey I have a weird question, but I didn't know who to ask. I think of all people, you might not judge me for this.

[infomodder]

[is this his new legacy]

I'll do my best. What's on your mind?

[abduxel]

I never learned how to do laundry, which is rapidly becoming... Difficult.

Can you teach me?

They didn't have washers and driers in hell.

[infomodder]

Sure. I can do that.

But some of your clothes might need to go to a cleaner. Your nicer suits. If you keep trying to clean those in a regular washer/drier like normal clothes, they wear out quickly. I know there are ways to clean them at home, but I'll have to read up on how that works before I try to pass it along to anyone else. I'm not really a suit guy.

[abduxel]

This is so complicated.

Would a cleaner do my t-shirts, too? I only have two of them.

[infomodder]

Probably, but that would cost you money and be a waste when you can do it yourself for much cheaper.

Do you want me to write out some directions or show you in person? Both? I can swing by during my lunch break or after work if you'll be at your place in De Chima.

[Will is prepared to find a half room full of dirty clothes that needs to be cleaned. Eight million loads of laundry on the floor. Covered in demon magic to keep the smell away because how does laundry.]

[abduxel]

I'm not staying at my place right now. Can I come to you?