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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[brushoff]

I want my portrait back!

[ the issue is obviously an issue, buddy ]

[infomodder]

You can't always get what you want, Dorian.

[brushoff]

This is more than simple pettiness. You know the full extent of my portrait, after all.

[infomodder]

[More than simple pettiness is damn right because...]

You reap what you sow. Quid pro quo.

[brushoff]

You took care of that when you ripped out my innards.

[infomodder]

Said who?

[brushoff]

Said me. It's obvious, after all. I don't know why you're making a bigger deal of this than you've already made it.

[infomodder]

There's the problem. Where this ends was never your decision to make.

[brushoff]

And you claim it's yours?

[infomodder]

I am the only person who knows where your portrait is.

[Lies told: 1]

[brushoff]

I doubt that.

[ he is 100% ready to go behind your back and ask April, she probably knows, right? maybe? ]

[infomodder]

Doubt away. Won't change what is and isn't.

[but did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen]

[brushoff]

You're right. So give me my damn portrait back.

[ is this really that hard??? ]

[infomodder]

No.

[Yes.]

[brushoff]

What possible use could you have with it? If you want a souvenier trust me, I can give you something better.

[infomodder]

[There's a laugh.]

This isn't a negotiation, Dorian. You're not gonna change my mind.

[brushoff]

[ There's a pause. Because yeah. He's going to have to get his portrait back eventually and the last time someone stole it from him, it was 100% for blackmail purposes. ]

What do you want from me?

[infomodder]

[A moment's pause, as if he's considering...]

Nothing comes to mind.

[Dorian's horror is enough.]

[brushoff]

So you're going to have my portrait just to have it.

[ you horrible horrible man. ]

[infomodder]

I'm going to have your portrait just so you don't have it would be more accurate.

[brushoff]

How obnoxiously petty of you! Really, I thought you were better than that.

[ Dorian however, is not better than that, AND HE'S GONNA TELL ON YOU TO APRIL, SUCK ON THAT WILL. ]

[infomodder]

You know what they say about making assumptions.

[he will gladly suck on april, thank you]

[brushoff]

[ fuck yoooooooooou. Dorian just sighs a huffy little sigh. ]

What's all this for? You're going out of your way to be obnoxious. You're trying to prove something, might as well go ahead and tell me what it is.

[infomodder]

Goodbye, Dorian.

[HE HANGS UP LIKE A RUDE MOTHERFUCKER leaving MYSTERY and FRUSTRATION in his wake like usual]

[brushoff]

[ URRRRRRRRRRGH Dorian is ready for a whiny hissyfit and will make said whiny hissyfit in April's vicinity. ]