ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[infomodder]

what

[textualhealing]

I might have maybe possibly set him up on a date. BEFORE I knew he didn't know how to wizard sleeve it.

[infomodder]

she knew how to wizard sleeve it, didn't she?

[textualhealing]

She did, I'm sure. I'm kind of doubting it got that far though.

[infomodder]

That's good. [No weezards to contend with.] Are you at home? Do we have any bananas left?

[textualhealing]

Idk why those two questions followed each other. I don't need to be here for banana demonstrations.

[infomodder]

If we don't have any bananas I'm going to have to buy some.

[textualhealing]

We have bananas, ok?!

[infomodder]

Ok

[textualhealing]

They're rly bendy tho. Not accurate representations. You sure you and April don't have something more relevant than a banana?

[infomodder]

Do you really want me to answer that? Honestly?

[textualhealing]

I think I already know the answer.

[infomodder]

So you know why it's a poor idea to use those.
I'd rather buy bananas than
you know

[textualhealing]

Yeah but the other option will make him even more uncomfortable and awkward. How can that not be fun?

[infomodder]

That isn't my idea of fun.

[No, his idea of fun involves gutting and organs and creepy mail. Just ask Chilton! (Don't ask Chilton.)]

[textualhealing]

Yeah but your idea of fun is fishing. So.

[infomodder]

This talk is already personal and awkward enough, Jeff. You came to me about it in the first place. You trust me enough to go through with it, trust me a little more to go through with it as best I can without maximizing the embarrassment and horror.

[textualhealing]

Can you at least video it?

[infomodder]

No.

[textualhealing]

Fiiiiiiiine, I'll just have to get the deets off the wizard. Hopefully he won't be too traumatized.
You think he'll try bolting?

[infomodder]

No.

[textualhealing]

You're right, he'll probably just freeze while making uncomfortable noises.

[infomodder]

[he is done here !!!]