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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[ ding ding ding ]

Well in my defense, she bit me.

She could've done a lot worse.

And I'm entirely thankful she didn't do a lot worse. We both know I've been through a lot worse.

Learned anything?

Don't trust Billy Kaplan with the slightest magical task because he'll manage to fuck it up?

[Well. He did okay with Chilton that one time, even if Will had sort of been looking forward to seeing if drugs could go up against the weird shit this world tossed at them by using his once-keeper as a lab rat of sorts.]

It's a start.

And...if you're trying to convince someone that their mind's been magically altered, your best option is to wait a week until whatever this is inevitably wears off.

[ and theeeeeere's the drop. Look, he can learn! ]

One of the most important things to know about this place, in my experience.

[unless sodium amytal is involved]

I've got to thank April again, by the way. She helped talk me down from that metaphorical ledge.

[ the ledge of hissy fits ]

Speaking of, have you rescheduled your wedding yet?

Not yet—I imagine we'll schedule it for July, though. At least then it's somewhat close to multiple anniversaries.

Give the fourth a wide berth.

[ why on earth would he ohhhhh wait. ] Ah. Yes, you do have to worry about people like that idiot who attacked the Saint Patrick's Day parade a while back. Or, alternatively, any sort of Russian whatever destined to put a stop to American imperialism, blah blah blah.

April likes "that idiot." So do I.

[But he was totally referring to Julian because of course he was.]

That doesn't change the fact that he attacked a Saint Patrick's Day parade. At least Shade and I got something when we robbed those banks.

[ because why do things if you're not gonna get something out of it! ]

You got jail time?

Edited 2016-06-22 22:03 (UTC)

...well I was implying we got money but yes, I got that also. There's no use to attacking a parade of all things.

Sure there is. The use is making a point. Did you get to keep all that money after you were caught?

...not really.

[ LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. ] Then again, my brief foray as a costumed supervillain also went terribly so I suppose I'm not fit for any sort of ridiculous villainy.

You've tried it all. No better time to settle down.

[And grow old - ha ha.]

I am getting married, after all. No better reason to settle down than that.

Just let us know when and if there's something around the house you could use, and we'll be there.

Toby doesn't eat and I'm a horrid cook so no kitchen supplies, please. But I'm sure I'll think of some appropriate wedding gift you can give me.

[ like hell he's saying no to free stuff. ]

I'm sure you will. [Because Dorian loves to milk Will for all he's worth, he's known that for a while now...just wait for said milk to spill EVERYWHERE.] Anything else while you got me?

Nothing I can think of! [ said with a biiiig grin on his face. ]

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