ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

Comments

[infomodder]

do you think he needs someone who'll put a condom on him?

[aggressiveapathy]

he might :c

[infomodder]

do you
know anyone?

[aggressiveapathy]

dorian??

[infomodder]

[Y I K E S]

anyone with a vagina who isn't living with their true love

[aggressiveapathy]

this feels like your thing

[infomodder]

matchmaking?
oh no i'm not
good at that

[aggressiveapathy]

so
we send him and rincewind out
to wingman each other
while we have sex

[infomodder]

that's a good plan

[aggressiveapathy]

go tell them
also maybe tell jeff not to hit on sasha

[infomodder]

he wouldn't dare
he appreciates being in one piece too much

[aggressiveapathy]

she'll be going with him to office happy hour now
just
you know

[infomodder]

she has a boyfriend!

[aggressiveapathy]

a terrible one

[infomodder]

most boys that age are terrible

[aggressiveapathy]

she's not terrible
maybe she can go lez

[infomodder]

whatever makes her happy

[aggressiveapathy]

well
plan lesbian sasha is after jeff
anyway

[infomodder]

there is no plan jeff

[aggressiveapathy]

plan make jeff stop crying
that plan jeff

[infomodder]

right
i'll get on that