ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[textualhealing]

Either. Take your pick. There's not exactly many of us living here, Will. There's only 3 possible choices here.

[infomodder]

Jeff I don't know if you've looked at me lately but I do not use all sorts of expensive shit to fix my hair. A hairbrush is pushing it. There's 3 possible choices currently in the house and I am the least logical of those 3.
Have you considered locking them up somehow? I do that with

[certain things April and he use in very specific situations]










things.

[textualhealing]

[Oh my God, he doesn't even want to know what things.]

Used to when I lived alone, idk why I've stopped now that I'm actually sharing a house. [HE HAS BEEN DOING THIS BACKWARDS...]

[infomodder]

There you go.
For the record I don't know who took anything from you. We do have guests from time to time, you know.

[textualhealing]

Those guests shouldn't be using my stuff. But no, it wouldn't have been them anyway. This was recent.

[And no one has been to their house in months!!!1]

[infomodder]

Sounds like you've got a solid conspiracy theory cooked up.

[textualhealing]

Possibly Gunther.

[infomodder]

Gunther?
Look past your bias. Which dog do you let the closest?

[textualhealing]

But which dog has the finest moustache?

[infomodder]

You.

[It puts the ego on the Hulk...]

[textualhealing]

Did you just call me a dog?

[infomodder]

All men are dogs.
Not all of them can claim fine mustaches.

[textualhealing]

I know my facial hair is on point. Don't think compliments will get me forgetting thievery.

[infomodder]

What is the difference between a compliment and a fact given voice?

[textualhealing]

Stop. Don't try and change the subject.

[infomodder]

:)

[textualhealing]

>:(

[infomodder]

<3

[textualhealing]

I'm gonna get a safe. Everything is getting locked away.

1/3

[infomodder]

Pick up some apple juice too. We're almost out.

[infomodder]

Coffee too.

[infomodder]

We could also use some toilet paper.

[textualhealing]

No.

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[infomodder]

:(

[infomodder]

Let me get some pants on and I'll go with you then